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CalifChick -> My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 3:08:03 PM)

My walk shows how easily I orgasm?

I particularly like the closing sentiments:

Brody and colleagues, in a statement sure to pique male anxiety, say men have a lot to do with it. Two women in the study were misdiagnosed as orgasmic though they reported never having had a vaginal orgasm. “It might be that the women have the capacity for vaginal orgasm, but have not yet had sufficient experience or met a man of sufficient quality to induce vaginal orgasm,” the authors write.  Ouch.


Cali
(Yes, yes, I know the study had a sample too small to be statistically significant.  But I likes it anyway!)




kittinSol -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 3:14:41 PM)

You've got to love these 'new studies'.




LaTigresse -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 3:17:58 PM)

Right now, mine only shows a beat up left foot.

Grace and fluidity I am not.




kittinSol -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 3:19:24 PM)

I don't believe that for an instant [8D] .




LaTigresse -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 3:20:08 PM)

Wellllll, I AM better off my feet.......




kittinSol -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 3:20:35 PM)

Meeeeeow.




DiurnalVampire -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 3:21:15 PM)

My ability to orgasm depends greatly on the partner... my gait does not. :P

DV




LadyLupineNYC -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 3:42:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

My ability to orgasm depends greatly on the partner... my gait does not. :P

DV



My gait depends on the partner from the night before [;)]




CalifChick -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 3:44:32 PM)

Miss DV, you're very serious today.    [sm=flowers.gif]


Cali




Vendaval -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 4:28:25 PM)

I can attest to the fact that after a long and vigorous sexual romp all parties involved may have trouble walking normally the next day.




cjan -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 4:52:52 PM)

Yes, Cali, but can you chew gum and cum at the same time ? Um, wait...I don't mean chew gum and chew cum at the same time...I mean... awww, yanno.




CalifChick -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 5:16:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Yes, Cali, but can you chew gum and cum at the same time ? Um, wait...I don't mean chew gum and chew cum at the same time...I mean... awww, yanno.



Darlin'... if you have to ask... you were NOT paying attention!  LOL!!!!!!


Cali




cjan -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 6:26:23 PM)

I don't remember you ever chewing gum. You chewed a bunch of things, as I recall, but no gum.




DesFIP -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 7:30:41 PM)

You noticed they picked students, youngins. Us older types have all kinds of frozen muscles. And if the walks taken were in the heels shown in the accompanying photo, they would definitely not have seen fluid strides out of me!

Not to mention what is this return to vaginal orgasms being the real deal, and the ones that come from g spot or clitiral being second class? What is this Freudian nonsense about if you don't get it from penis pumping in pussy with no other stimulation, then you're frigid? Where do these twits come from, and who was foolish enough to give them money for research? Sheesh!




proudsub -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 7:50:44 PM)

Walking with vibrating panties, benwah balls and a butt plug might indicate an ability to orgasm..[:D]




CalifChick -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 7:53:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

I don't remember you ever chewing gum. You chewed a bunch of things, as I recall, but no gum.


It was the reference to walking and chewing gum at the same time... cumming and chewing gum... you know I can't cum and even stand up let alone walk or chew or ... uh, fiddlefuck, too much is lost in the resulting vin diagram.

Cali




Vendaval -> RE: My Walk Shows My Ability To Orgasm? (9/15/2008 9:08:01 PM)


Joan Osborne, Relish
Right Hand Man lyrics

"Let me use your toothbrush
Have you got a clean shirt?
My panties in a wad
At the bottom of my purse
I walk into the street
The air's so cool
I'm wired and I'm tired
And I'm grinnin' like a fool

I've been on the floor lookin' for a chair
I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch
And I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed...
Lookin' for a bed
Lookin' for my, my...

My right hand, my right hand man (repeat 4x)
Say... my right hand, my right hand man
My right hand, my right hand man
My right hand, my right hand man

If he can't fix it, I don't know who can

The sinsemilla? salesman
And the cops on the block
They know what I been doin'
They see the way I walk
I wonder what they see now
I wonder what they do
To feel somebody want them
The way I'm wanting you

I've been on the floor lookin' for a chair
I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch
And I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed...
Lookin' for a bed
Lookin' for... to really be...

My right hand, my right hand man (repeat 4x)
Say... my right hand, my right hand man
My right hand, my right hand man
My right hand, my right hand man

Use me up if you think you can

I've been on the floor lookin' for a chair
I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch
And I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed...
Lookin' for a bed
Lookin' for my...

My right hand, my right hand man (repeat 4x)
Say... my right hand, my right hand man
My right hand, my right hand man
My right hand, my right hand man

Say... my right hand, my right hand man (repeat 7x)
If he can't fix it, gonna find a boy who can"

 
(video on this page)
 
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/j/joan_osborne/right_hand_man.html




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