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How Long? - 9/16/2008 7:26:04 AM

MadAxeman

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Rod and Todd, now in their eighties, first met in school.
Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes, and making bets.
One day Rod calls Todd and says
"I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. Twenty pounds."
Todd replies, "How can that be? If you know anything about biology you..."
Rod interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard... twenty pounds... YES OR NO?"
Todd says, "OK OK! I'll take that bet. How long is yours soft?"
Rod answers, "Eleven years."

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RE: How Long? - 9/16/2008 3:23:57 PM

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RE: How Long? - 9/16/2008 9:26:29 PM

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LMAO! THat's GREAT!

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RE: How Long? - 9/16/2008 11:50:08 PM

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I don't know what's worse.. The joke or the fact I had to read it twice...

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RE: How Long? - 9/17/2008 12:36:49 AM

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*snicker* MOnkey

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RE: How Long? - 9/17/2008 1:06:47 AM

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