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Termyn8or -> I am in country vit friend (11/30/2005 2:31:34 AM)
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And using US friend account. I share joke. My Travel,,,,, what ? travelling comanion is not so smart.
Comes back to motel room with two black eyes. I asked what happened ?
Says he is walking through the mall and sees a rather large Woman at a phone booth who has her dress stuck in her buttcack. Being the good samaritan he is he pulls it out. She was unimpressed and blacked his eye.
Trying to make amends he shoved it back in.
That is why he has two black eyes.
Course I never seen nuthin till I went down south.
Not quite Jeff Foxworthy but, well I pull in on a flat tire and the guy says "Flat tire eh ?". I said "Yup". Then he says "So what's wrong with it ?".
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