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I Hate my Job day. - 9/17/2008 10:32:59 AM   
knees2you


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When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, (even if retired you have those sometimes) try this: 

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. 

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. 

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:  


'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' 

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
 
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"I don't want to gain the whole world and lose my soul."


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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/17/2008 10:39:06 AM   
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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/17/2008 11:25:09 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: knees2you
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

What's more disturbing is the J&J is often sited by PETA due to their use of animal testing.

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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/17/2008 11:43:09 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

quote:

ORIGINAL: knees2you
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

What's more disturbing is the J&J is often sited by PETA due to their use of animal testing.


Say it isn't so!

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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/17/2008 12:31:53 PM   
darchChylde


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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/17/2008 3:04:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		There are some jobs, you just don't want to have...like this one (WARNING Put down your drinks, finish your food BEFORE viewing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtV3i80ZOfE

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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/17/2008 3:09:00 PM   
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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/17/2008 3:14:11 PM   
pissthirstysub


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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/17/2008 3:56:51 PM   
knees2you


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it says please unplug before touching moving parts. {DUH} {}
 
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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/17/2008 6:38:25 PM   
BlackPhx


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Status: offline 		and on the instructions on a curling iron..do not insert vaginally may cause burns...

and if you have to ask if someone actually did this, there WAS ( not sure if it is still  in existence) a Yahoo group specifically for women who enjoyed doing things likhis and those who enjoyed watching, and yeah..they liked it hot...YEOWCH!

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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/17/2008 6:41:21 PM   
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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/17/2008 10:48:17 PM   
knees2you


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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/18/2008 8:05:29 AM   
DaddyChess


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Status: offline 		Wow, maybe my job isn't so bad... LOL 

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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/18/2008 9:35:22 AM   
knees2you


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quote:

 
There are some jobs, you just don't want to have...like this one (WARNING Put down your drinks, finish your food BEFORE viewing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtV3i80ZOfE

 
Could it get any worse?
 
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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/18/2008 9:51:05 AM   
BlackPhx


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Status: offline 		actually the low settings are not too hot to handle with your hand...a bit more than I am interested in vaginally though.

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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/18/2008 11:34:13 AM   
AMaster


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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/18/2008 1:55:41 PM   
Maya2001


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Status: offline 		LOL If only my job was simply a pain in the ass   ...ah thank goodness I have several weeks of layoff and vacation coming up  to recover.. then I should be able to  appreciate my job more ...and not left considering  which might  be better 

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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/18/2008 9:47:36 PM   
knees2you


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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/19/2008 3:38:15 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: knees2you

What about "Out~House  cleaning?"



i actually knew someone who did that. He was always in a crappy mood...


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RE: I Hate my Job day. - 9/19/2008 7:04:16 AM   
VadFarkas


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Status: offline 		Here is a guy that wished he worked at J&J.Beware it also involves a cow.http://www.filecabi.net/video/cowrape.html

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