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The Virgin Bride - 9/17/2008 9:33:04 PM

MadAxeman

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Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"
The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"
The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"

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RE: The Virgin Bride - 9/17/2008 9:53:21 PM

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Wonder why people don't like to go to doctors. What's up with that ?

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RE: The Virgin Bride - 9/18/2008 8:07:43 AM

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I once saw at a party store "virgin restore" cherry spray.... hmmm

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RE: The Virgin Bride - 9/18/2008 10:05:07 AM

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and In Japan you can get an operation done to restore the hymen...but don't you think Hubby would snap to the fact you know an awful lot of positions for a virgin?

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