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RapierFugue -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/18/2008 3:06:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

Cali. Im having a problem with the virgin part. How did them come to get inseminated?


I suspect a lot of these self-proclaimed "virgins" were proclaiming loudly while giving birth because their mamas were in attendance.  It's rare, but it's possible to have vaginal sex and still have the hymen intact.  There are some women who just have "tough" hymens.

Also, think about it.  There are several hundred thousand active sperm in a drop of pre-cum.  (Lab tech here, seen them and counted them under a microscope many times, yuk)  All the boyfriend has to do is rub his dripping penis around down there, just "put the tip in", maybe he even ejaculated on her vaginal area.  Mixed with all the fluids, it only takes one little Eagle scout working on his swimming badge to swim up the river and find an egg waiting to let him in her tent.


It's like something out of Alien [:D]




NormalOutside -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/18/2008 3:08:13 PM)

The idea of keeping a girl only as an ass to fuck is kinda interesting and hot, but it's just an idea. I only want anal now and then (I just don't have the desire for it regularly) and my girl would like it a bit more often, but generally speaking we jive that way.




persephonee -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/18/2008 3:12:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FRSguy

It happens with foreplay...lol. Young people tend to have a great deal of heavy petting so with all those fingers roaming around everywhere its easy for the little guys to get moved around as well as semen being spilled all over hell. If you go on to one of those sites that have amature uploads you will see that a favorite is doing the money shot so to speak on the face and tail so having the whole outside of there bums covered in cum is a pretty easy way.  It also does not take as much as you might think to transfer. When a woman gets really aroused and you have all those fluids running around and those pussies open up in anticipation it makes very small micro rivers of fluid... so in a scenerio where a woman is put on her knees and taking it in the ass and the guy pulls out and cums all over her ass the pussy lips are displaced by the action and fluid escapes it making a conduit so when the semen is spread all over the ass they get into these streams and follow it up. The same stream type deal occurs in the womans cervix where the only way for semen to enter the cervix is to follow up through very narrow openings that are sometimes so narrow that they have to go through in single file.
There is also a disease that can occur in young woman where they self impregnate by the way which is somewhat responisble for a small percentage of virgin births. This happens when an egg is release that did not split its genetic material when being formed so it contains the full set of DNA required and then begins dividing on release creating a clone of the parent. It is a rare disease that occurs in all mammels. 


*shivers and counts her condoms, checks expiration dates and realigns her opinion of chastity and orgasm denial*
*looks at her bank book (she still has one) and her UM and shivers some more*
*longs for the days of lesbianism and the noticeable absence of words like semen, rivulets and openings...also, lesbains rarely misspell the word, 'come'*:):):)j/k




persephonee -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/18/2008 3:14:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: persephonee

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ORIGINAL: FRSguy

It happens with foreplay...lol. Young people tend to have a great deal of heavy petting so with all those fingers roaming around everywhere its easy for the little guys to get moved around as well as semen being spilled all over hell. If you go on to one of those sites that have amature uploads you will see that a favorite is doing the money shot so to speak on the face and tail so having the whole outside of there bums covered in cum is a pretty easy way.  It also does not take as much as you might think to transfer. When a woman gets really aroused and you have all those fluids running around and those pussies open up in anticipation it makes very small micro rivers of fluid... so in a scenerio where a woman is put on her knees and taking it in the ass and the guy pulls out and cums all over her ass the pussy lips are displaced by the action and fluid escapes it making a conduit so when the semen is spread all over the ass they get into these streams and follow it up. The same stream type deal occurs in the womans cervix where the only way for semen to enter the cervix is to follow up through very narrow openings that are sometimes so narrow that they have to go through in single file.
There is also a disease that can occur in young woman where they self impregnate by the way which is somewhat responisble for a small percentage of virgin births. This happens when an egg is release that did not split its genetic material when being formed so it contains the full set of DNA required and then begins dividing on release creating a clone of the parent. It is a rare disease that occurs in all mammels. 


*shivers and counts her condoms, checks expiration dates and realigns her opinion of chastity and orgasm denial*
*looks at her bank book (she still has one) and her UM and shivers some more*
*longs for the days of lesbianism and the noticeable absence of words like semen, rivulets and openings...also, lesbains rarely misspell the word, 'come'*:):):)j/k


of course they also tend to spell the word 'lesbian' correctly too....this may be why i was kicked out of the super secret club...that and my penchant for cock worship.




windchymes -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/18/2008 3:22:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

There are some women who just have "tough" hymens.



Hymen: What? You looking at me? Yea, my name's Hymen, whaddaboutit? You wanna go? Come on,  putz, you wanna go?!


Well, at least I didn't call it "maidenhead" [:D]




CalifChick -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/18/2008 3:30:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes
I suspect a lot of these self-proclaimed "virgins" were proclaiming loudly while giving birth because their mamas were in attendance.


No actually, if I recall correctly, almost all of this particular demographic were girls who were kicked out of their homes when they got pregnant.

Their prenatal exams were difficult, their lack of education about their own bodies was difficult, etc.  I was fascinated by this huge, hidden population and my friend and I talked about it at length.


Cali




VivaciousSub -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/18/2008 11:16:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Llyren

The same people who do the plushie microbes ( http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/images/1189/  ) should do plushie sperm as well! 



I have a set of these! My cats love them. My little black kitty likes to run around with Staphylococcus pyogenes - the flesh eating bacteria.

I can imagine having people over and my big orange cat Reggie running by with a plushie sperm in his mouth.

The mental image is making me laugh and cringe at the same time.




windchymes -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 5:06:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VivaciousSub

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ORIGINAL: Llyren

The same people who do the plushie microbes ( http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/images/1189/  ) should do plushie sperm as well! 



I have a set of these! My cats love them. My little black kitty likes to run around with Staphylococcus pyogenes - the flesh eating bacteria.

I can imagine having people over and my big orange cat Reggie running by with a plushie sperm in his mouth.

The mental image is making me laugh and cringe at the same time.



Not to be a know-it-all here, but actually, it's Streptococcus pyogenes, or Group A Strep that causes necrotizing fasciitis, not Staph.  And, since Strep is a gram-positive organism, the plushy should be dark purple, not red, though they did get the chaining effect right [:)]

Apparently they do have a sperm cell available....a note at the side of the page said they'd be back in stock in 1-3 weeks.  They are damn cute, aren't they?

edited cause I spelled sperm wrong, duh.




subtee -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 7:08:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

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ORIGINAL: subtee

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

There are some women who just have "tough" hymens.



Hymen: What? You looking at me? Yea, my name's Hymen, whaddaboutit? You wanna go? Come on,  putz, you wanna go?!


Well, at least I didn't call it "maidenhead" [:D]


The youngsters might not know what that is...[:(]




RapierFugue -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 7:27:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

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ORIGINAL: windchymes
Well, at least I didn't call it "maidenhead" [:D]


The youngsters might not know what that is...[:(]


I know what it is!
 
It’s a dreadful town in Berkshire [;)]




windchymes -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 8:23:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

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ORIGINAL: subtee

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

There are some women who just have "tough" hymens.



Hymen: What? You looking at me? Yea, my name's Hymen, whaddaboutit? You wanna go? Come on,  putz, you wanna go?!


Well, at least I didn't call it "maidenhead" [:D]


The youngsters might not know what that is...[:(]


Uncle Hymie, what's a maidenhead??? [:-]




cjan -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 8:33:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

There are some women who just have "tough" hymens.



Hymen: What? You looking at me? Yea, my name's Hymen, whaddaboutit? You wanna go? Come on,  putz, you wanna go?!


[sm=boxer.gif] Is that what Jesse Jackson meant when he called New Yawk "Hymie Town" ?  [sm=boxer.gif]




VivaciousSub -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 9:38:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

Not to be a know-it-all here, but actually, it's Streptococcus pyogenes, or Group A Strep that causes necrotizing fasciitis, not Staph.


Oops, can you tell it's been awhile since I was in a microbio lab? For shame!

Either way, I rather like the knife and fork on the little bugger. Thought that was a cute touch.

And I want a plushie sperm! I'll have to hide it from los gatos, of course.




windchymes -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 11:01:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VivaciousSub

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

Not to be a know-it-all here, but actually, it's Streptococcus pyogenes, or Group A Strep that causes necrotizing fasciitis, not Staph.


Oops, can you tell it's been awhile since I was in a microbio lab? For shame!

Either way, I rather like the knife and fork on the little bugger. Thought that was a cute touch.

And I want a plushie sperm! I'll have to hide it from los gatos, of course.



Micro labs are such icky places, lol.  Fortunately, I'm in mass spectrometry now.  I like the syphillis one.....all coiled up like a spirochete! [:)]




lronitulstahp -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 2:07:28 PM)

i think being restricted to anal is one of those things that might sound ok in the beginning...but would grow old pretty fast.  i could see how the denial and restraint involved would put me in a pretty nice mindset... but my sensual side   wants to experience many kinds of pleasure.  In the type of D/s relationships i enjoy, i like some reciprocity in all sorts of pleasure.  No, my sexual needs and desires don't supercede those of my Dominant, but i would hope they are brought into consideration. 




ExKat -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 3:18:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

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ORIGINAL: windchymes


Well, at least I didn't call it "maidenhead" [:D]


The youngsters might not know what that is...[:(]



It's a bar, isn't it? 

It's totally a bar. But what does that have to do with pregnancy? First, I can get pregnant while still a virgin, and now I can get pregnant from drinking at The Maidenhead? That's juuust great.




windchymes -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 6:48:38 PM)

If you drink only virgin Mary's and Shirley Temple's you'll be okay. Really.




greeneyedreamer -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 8:22:28 PM)

OMG... I had a boyfriend like that in my early 20's. He wanted to be a VIRGIN when he got married... I never did let him follow through with his virginal wish... before i broke up with him I deflowered him... Oh well .... he deserved it!!!

Dreamer




brokenmind -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 8:26:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: greeneyedreamer

OMG... I had a boyfriend like that in my early 20's. He wanted to be a VIRGIN when he got married... I never did let him follow through with his virginal wish... before i broke up with him I deflowered him... Oh well .... he deserved it!!!

Dreamer


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opposingtwilight -> RE: only anal sex??? (9/19/2008 8:35:59 PM)

This thread has me rolling. LOL

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