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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/18/2008 7:43:49 PM

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Thadius makes a point. If you go to Holly's house for a meal, make sure that your dental records are in your safe deposit box. That can help with the identification after the fire.

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/18/2008 8:47:04 PM

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ducks behind the couch as Holly de clumsy enters the kitchen

<----------- thinks danger will robinson

<------- me running to put Holly out

<-----holly even before it even started

<------holly after it started...and after i tried to save her

<------- i dont understand it was just popcorn wtf mate

<----- me calling the fire department and the paramedics (lol like that'll help)

and finally....

Jim getting Holly after the aftermath has been cleared away

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/18/2008 8:50:09 PM

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Very nice Tammy! I like my storybooks with pictures.

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/18/2008 8:56:08 PM

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Me too. Although that microwave one kind of brings back bad memories when my youngest munchkin decided to cook already popped popcorn from the movie theater in the microwave. Not a good combo. I had to buy a new microwave. Luckily I got the fire out before it spread to anything else though.

So even though it wasn't me that did it, I do kind of feel sympathy for Holly. So there's my cooking lesson. Do not try to reheat already popped popcorn in the microwave. Especially not in a highly flammable paper bag!

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/18/2008 9:53:47 PM

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1am cooking advise-----the toaster is for bread and bagels, not ravioli. No I didn't do this , but I know someone who did.

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 3:01:51 AM

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wait.. I know.. safe calls are for those invited to dinner at Holly's house....

shup

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 3:04:24 AM

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1am cooking advise-----the toaster is for bread and bagels, not ravioli. No I didn't do this , but I know someone who did.

it didn't do a bang-up job on grapes, either.

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 4:12:20 AM

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Hahahahahaha I thought I already told you not to mess with the grapes lmao.

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 4:16:10 AM

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You told me not to put 'em in the microwave. So there.....

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 4:17:10 AM

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LOL okay you have a point there. Don't play with anything you have to regulate temperature on lmao.

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 4:18:39 AM

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Hubby tells me to stay away from anything with a plug...

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 4:21:56 AM

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LOL well Im sure he fears for his life and the house lmao.
Much as Im sure he would love to give you a fireman for Christmas lmao.

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 7:39:46 AM

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C'mon guys, give her a little credit.......they haven't had to rebuild an ENTIRE house!!!! So she burned up a stove...at the worst, maybe scorched a wall or two? Now if she were a TOTAL cooking disaster, they'd be in their 5th or 6th house by now......right Holl-parts?

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 7:41:02 AM

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Hubby tells me to stay away from anything with a plug...

hmmmm...good thing that all your toys are battery operated then , huh?

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 9:08:51 AM

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Hubby tells me to stay away from anything with a plug...

Hey CLUMSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do NOT try this at home w/o ADULT supervision with a medical background!!!!

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 9:14:50 AM

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Maybe the Loud One should learn CPR? I'm sure he already knows how to dial 911....

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 9:53:46 AM

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yes my son loves to call 911 !!! urrrr, no matter how many times i tell him he cant he finds it hilarious!! uggg, or when i was a manager at a restaurant and they put the panic button right underneath my desk which if you moved just slightly around your knee would hit it every time....and dont take kids to work especially the young ones with panic buttons all around....3 times!! luckily i was in great graces with the police back then.........
i agree that God for toys that are battery operated, but damn i love the sybien!! (sybian??) kisses

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 9:57:29 AM

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C'mon guys, give her a little credit.......they haven't had to rebuild an ENTIRE house!!!! So she burned up a stove...at the worst, maybe scorched a wall or two? Now if she were a TOTAL cooking disaster, they'd be in their 5th or 6th house by now......right Holl-parts?

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 10:02:56 AM

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i think she does it to get new appliances... some women just love getting vaccum cleaners , stoves, etc for christmas .... uggg i prefer diamonds and pearls lol
(yeah aint got them either)

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RE: Cooking lessons 101 for SirsHolly - 9/19/2008 11:25:29 AM

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Tam...nice theory, but i would be one pissed off broad if i found a stove under the tree....

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