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RCdc -> Some Jokes Of Various Quality and Taste (9/18/2008 2:33:37 PM)
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This is Darcy
I was perusing another site that I frequent today, and there was an outbreak of joke telling, so I thought I'd share a few of the ones that have made the.dark. and I laugh this evening. (Sadly some of them I can't share as they would contavene the ToS [;)] )
Beckham walks into the England dressing room after training and sees Gary Neville with a shiny object. "What's that?" asks Beckham. "Oh, it's a flask. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" replies Gary. "Wow!" exclaims Beckham.
The following day Beckham walks into the dressing rooms and sees Ferdinand holding something shiny. "What's that?" asks Beckham. "Oh, it's a flask. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold". replies Rio. "Oh yeah!" exclaims Beckham.
The next day Beckham sits proudly in the dressing room. "Hey you've bought a flask!" says Rio "What do you have in it?"
"Two cups of coffee and a choc ice."
Q. What do you give a man who has everything?
A. Penicillin
What d'you call a three legged donkey? A wonky.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? Sold his soul to Santa.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
.....and a couple that will most likely be lost on anyone outside the UK......
What has four legs and goes 'Shhhhhhhh'?
Rod Hull's telly.
Q: What's the first question at a chav pub quiz?
A: What you fuckin' looking at?
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