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subtee -> Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 8:15:48 AM)

http://stupidstuff.org/main/piratemaker.htm 

Arrrrrrrrrr! I am “Janice the Ballbreaker:
 
Your super powers are super hearing and ironing, but you don’t look good in Spandex and you can’t parallel park. You never sweat even when you use your super strength. You cloud men’s minds to have your way with them (and sometimes women, too). You use your flying ability even if you’ve been drinking. If only you had super speed it wouldn’t take you all day to put your socks on. You never wear any panties under your costume and like to brag about it. You’ve been known to hump your opponents to death.
 
This is eerily accurate. Except for the ironing; hate ironing. And who does look good in Spandex, I’d like to know…

Happy "Talk Like a Pirate Day"



GreedyTop -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 8:19:19 AM)

Wilhelmina The Dense

You can travel in time and pour an entire beer down your throat without swallowing, but you don't look good in Spandex and you can't parallel park. You're hung like a horse, even though you're a woman. (Weird, huh?) You never sweat even when you use your super strength. If you would just stop clouding your neighbor's minds for in order to get tawdry sex, we'd all be relieved. You use your flying ability even if you've been drinking. If only you had super speed it wouldn't take you all day to do the laundry.



Dnomyar -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 8:22:44 AM)

I will conced you the spand x but I do look good in spandB. If I had super speed I would write more.



lizcgirl -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 8:54:02 AM)

Iron Leg Harriet (Harriet? ick..)
Your super powers are super speed and distracting foes with your hot little butt. You're lacking in the strength department, though, and couldn't pick up a Q-Tip if your life depended on it. At least you look good in Spandex. You use your super hearing to cheat and make it look like you're on the ball. You can travel in time, but you're lazy and almost never bother. You cloud men's minds to have your way with them (and sometimes women, too). You are without a doubt the kinkiest Superhero of them all.



windchymes -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 9:02:20 AM)

You  Are:
Sick Slut Sofia







You can fly and you have X-Ray vision. You can cloud men's minds, but are unable to parallel park and you sweat a lot. You look good in Spandex (but not that good, so don't get all puffed up). You're not a super genius either. You can travel in time, but you only do it to cheat at horse racing. You hope no one finds out that you starred in a series of kinky X-rated flicks before becoming a Superhero. You've been known to suck your opponents to death.



VirginPotty -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 9:02:34 AM)

I am
Mad Dog Melvin

No buccaneer who ever sailed the Seven Seas is meaner than you. Why, you once shot a man just for snoring. Wait, that was John Wesley Hardin. Never mind. But still, you're Hell On Wheels, except ships have no wheels so you're, like, Hell On Sails. Or something.



MadAxeman -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 9:24:51 AM)

I am Iron Leg Henson
 
Arrrr, you love grog and firing your cannon, hacking off limbs and burying your plunder where no man-jack will ever find it, even you. That's because you never write down where you put stuff- you're still trying to find your cutlass. It's behind the couch, matey.



scifi1133 -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 9:33:54 AM)

I am

Dread Pirate Vane
(formerly known as Chris)


Arrrr, you love grog and firing your cannon, hacking off limbs and burying your plunder where no man-jack will ever find it, even you. That's because you never write down where you put stuff- you're still trying to find your cutlass. It's behind the couch, matey.



sappatoti -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 10:32:46 AM)

You Are:

Mike The Ripper
(formerly known as sappa)


You're a crusty, vile pirate who never met a cannon he didn't like. You enjoy screaming "Avast, Ye Mateys" even when there are no mateys around. You'd gouge out your own mother's eye if you thought she was cheating you on your share of the booty.



Lucylastic -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 10:37:23 AM)

Wild Eyed Emily
(formerly known as Lucy)

Your super powers are super hearing and returning library books on time, but you can't tie your own shoes or cook spaghetti. You never sweat even when you use your super strength. You cloud men's minds to have your way with them (and sometimes women, too). You use your flying ability even if you've been drinking, which you do a lot. You often look like you just got out of bed. At least your cute little super-butt looks super good in Spandex. Yo, Mama! You became a Superhero after the Police Department rejected you.



CalifChick -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 10:38:08 AM)

Oh, this is sooooooo true (well, except for the sweaty and weak part):

You  Are:

Buckthorn Varlet
(formerly known as Cali)

Your super powers include nude modeling and X-Ray vision, but you can't time travel.  You have super speed but never use it, you lazy wench. You look good in Spandex, and you cloud women's minds to have your way with them (and sometimes men, too). You're lacking in the strength department, though, and couldn't pick up a Q-Tip if your life depended on it. You sweat a lot and secretly want to be ravished by all of the X-Men at once. You are without a doubt the kinkiest Superhero of them all.
 
 



puppen -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 10:38:40 AM)

Mine is SO the best.


You  Are:
Count Plunder


Why, Blow Me Down, Matey! Nothing gets you riled up like an uppity deckhand and you'll whip 'em, flay 'em, and put 'em in irons if they so much as serve your crumpets a little too cold. Why you're having crumpets instead of grog is anybody's guess

Edited to remove my damn name! GAK



Aynne88 -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 10:40:42 AM)

 
Buckhorn Varlet.  * what kind of name is that?
 
Your super powers include nude modeling and X-Ray vision, but you can't time travel or cloud men's minds. You have super speed but never use it, you lazy wench. You look good in Spandex, and you cloud women's minds to have your way with them (and sometimes men, too). You're lacking in the strength department, though, and couldn't pick up a Q-Tip if your life depended on it. You sweat a lot and secretly want to be ravished by all of the X-Men at once. You are without a doubt the kinkiest Superhero of them all.



Lynnxz -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 10:42:05 AM)


Jenna The Groin Guzzle

You have super speed and can cloud minds, but you can't parallel park and you never shut up. You don't sweat even when you use your super strength, and if you would just stop clouding people's minds for cheap, tawdry sex we'd all be relieved. You also use your X-Ray vision to ogle men's bodies in the grocery store. You can travel in time, but you only do it to cheat at the stock market. You're secretly into bondage and Jello® (which is perfectly okay with us).



puppen -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 10:43:25 AM)

*SNORT*

Aeon Howler






You can fly and you have X-Ray vision. You can cloud men's minds, but are unable to parallel park and you sweat a lot. You look good in Spandex (but not that good, so don't get all puffed up). You're not a super genius either. You can travel in time, but you only do it to cheat at horse racing. You hope no one finds out that you starred in a series of kinky X-rated flicks before becoming a Superhero. You've been known to suck your opponents to death.



sirsholly -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 10:52:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee



Arrrrrrrrrr! I am “Janice the Ballbreaker:
 
Your super powers are super hearing and ironing, but you don’t look good in Spandex and you can’t parallel park. You never sweat even when you use your super strength. You cloud men’s minds to have your way with them (and sometimes women, too). You use your flying ability even if you’ve been drinking. If only you had super speed it wouldn’t take you all day to put your socks on. You never wear any panties under your costume and like to brag about it. You’ve been known to hump your opponents to death.
 

Me and Tee...[:)]


*damn...this is me to the letter....except i never wear socks*



nursygirl -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 10:56:24 AM)

I am The Mad Mangler!

Your super powers are super speed and distracting foes with your hot little butt. You're lacking in the strength department, though, and couldn't pick up a Q-Tip if your life depended on it. At least you look good in Spandex. You use your super hearing to cheat and make it look like you're on the ball. You can travel in time, but you're lazy and almost never bother. You cloud men's minds to have your way with them (and sometimes women, too). You are without a doubt the kinkiest Superhero of them all.
 
YEAH!  I'm kinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



sirsholly -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 11:00:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

I am

Dread Pirate Vane
(formerly known as Chris)


Arrrr, you love firing your cannon



<----big silly grin [:D]



Thadius -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 11:07:50 AM)

Why, Blow Me Down, Matey! Nothing gets you riled up like an uppity deckhand and you'll whip 'em, flay 'em, and put 'em in irons if they so much as serve your crumpets a little too cold. Why you're having crumpets instead of grog is anybody's guess.
 
...........
 
Overall, a fair criticism, a deckhand that served me crumpets would be whipped whether they were warm or cold.  Bring on the meat, rum and serving wenches.



divi -> RE: Got Piratitude? (9/19/2008 11:53:02 AM)

 
You  Are:
Cum Catcher
(divi )







Your super powers are super speed and mincing about in a tutu. You're lacking in the strength department, though, and couldn't pick up a Q-Tip if your life depended on it. You do not look good in Spandex. You'd like a three-way with Batman and the Incredible Hulk, and you aren't shy about it, either. The only mind you can cloud is your own. You also can't parallel park without causing a scene. You never sweat, unlike most Superheroes who are pulling their own weight. Hmmmm.
 
Edited to change my font color....LOL



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