RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women

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Quivver -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 4:37:53 PM)
Actually from what I understand there was one who was persuaded to assassinate him. Of course it failed.

Raechard -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 4:39:03 PM)
I recall a similar story.

DarkSteven -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 4:47:33 PM)
Maybe he's trying to achieve some sort of legacy with this bullcrap...

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 4:49:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Maybe he's trying to achieve some sort of legacy with this bullcrap... Don't belittle the man...he had some fiiiine bitches. Two of them were my daughters....one of which was my Aunt (twice removed).

brokenmind -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 4:50:52 PM)
I just checked with Guinness book and I have him beat by 3.

kittinSol -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 4:51:45 PM)
Have you contacted People magazine and US Weekly? Do you need PR representation?

Lockit -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 4:53:10 PM)
So he can do it many times a day... I have to wonder if they were three strokes and your out though. I mean... just because one can get it up and goin doesn't mean it was goin good. And ukkkk... omg... how many really wanted to do it... I would think suicide a better option.

Raechard -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 4:56:42 PM)
He has many body doubles so we don't know for sure he can do it more than once a day.

kittinSol -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 5:00:13 PM)
All this makes me want to shamefully confess that I sometimes imagine political leaders in bed with their respective spouses - I don't know for the life of me why my mind takes me to these strange places but there you have it, at least now, it's out in the open.

DarkSteven -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 5:00:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit I would think suicide a better option. That WAS the other option.

Lockit -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 5:00:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Raechard He has many body doubles so we don't know for sure he can do it more than once a day. ROFL very good point!

popeye1250 -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 5:01:16 PM)
Lightweight!

Lucylastic -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 5:03:53 PM)
OMG kitten, I just had a horrible visual of Ted Heath and MaggieT doin the nasty I think I just scratched my eyeballs Lucy

Lockit -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 5:04:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol All this makes me want to shamefully confess that I sometimes imagine political leaders in bed with their respective spouses - I don't know for the life of me why my mind takes me to these strange places but there you have it, at least now, it's out in the open. I used to do that in church... but I do it with political people too... hummm... what ever could this mean? hehe

Raechard -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 5:05:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol All this makes me want to shamefully confess that I sometimes imagine political leaders in bed with their respective spouses - I don't know for the life of me why my mind takes me to these strange places but there you have it, at least now, it's out in the open. Actually that reminds me.... I had a dream the other night that one of my work colleagues pushed the other one down a flight of stairs. This is quite strange considering they get on well in real life and I am left wondering what the significance of it is.[8\|]

kittinSol -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 5:11:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic OMG kitten, I just had a horrible visual of Ted Heath and MaggieT doin the nasty Lucy, I think it started with Thatcher and Dennis, actually, but now, he's gone (may he rest in peace) and all she has left is her right index/middle fingers combo and a lot of memories [&:] . Recently I imagined Laura doing it with George Jr, from watching the GOP Convention and seeing Laura's lipstick I started to fantasise about it. Perhaps I'm suffering from aversion perversion. I'm sick. Help.

Lucylastic -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 5:12:55 PM)
join the club honey, lol my mind is not coping well with the visuals, lol

kittinSol -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 5:15:53 PM)
Sorry, I got carried away. But even... think of that double wanker Sarkozy and his beautiful (but horribly bitchy) wife Carla Bruni. How can such a beautiful woman go to bed with a cretinous ugly midget like him? What does he have that we can't see? Boggles the mind, doesn't it [8D] ? (Actually I just hit my own hard limit there.)

popeye1250 -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 5:16:53 PM)
Kittin, you fantasized about blowing George Bush?

kittinSol -> RE: Fidel Castro claims to have slept with 35,000 women (9/19/2008 5:18:11 PM)
Not quite, I imagined George giving Laura a French kiss and then I saw her riding him into the high heavens. Which is equally sick, let's face it.

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