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Everything i need to know..I learned in corporate America - 9/19/2008 11:03:25 PM   
Esclava2one


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1.  Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2.  You can't tell which way the train is going by looking at the tracks.
3.  There is absolutely no substitute for genuine lack of  preparation.
4.  Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
5.  The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
6.  Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
7.  Everything should be make as simple as possible, but no simpler.
8.  Friends may come and go but, enemies accumulate
9.  I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
10. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
     blame.
11.  There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
12.   Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.
13.  No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.
14.  Anything you can do can get you fired, this includes nothing.


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RE: Everything i need to know..I learned in corporate A... - 9/20/2008 7:48:56 AM   
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Nice. And, unfortunately, too true.


(from another one in her right mind)

< Message edited by hejira92 -- 9/20/2008 7:49:28 AM >


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RE: Everything i need to know..I learned in corporate A... - 9/20/2008 8:04:05 AM   
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i have heard this one a bit differently...

there will always be one more idiot and one more dinner guest than anticipated....prepare accordingly.



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RE: Everything i need to know..I learned in corporate A... - 9/20/2008 8:15:37 AM   
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15. If things are going smoothly... you are doing something wrong!

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RE: Everything i need to know..I learned in corporate A... - 9/20/2008 8:19:04 AM   
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shit...i've thought all this time that i should be getting my education from my old "Mad" magazines! 

numbers 11 and 13 sure resonate with me.

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RE: Everything i need to know..I learned in corporate A... - 9/20/2008 8:27:55 AM   
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I heard a really good joke that pertained to #12, in fact used it as a punchline I think.

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RE: Everything i need to know..I learned in corporate A... - 9/20/2008 8:35:43 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

I heard a really good joke that pertained to #12, in fact used it as a punchline I think.

T


Us old farts use that line a lot!

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RE: Everything i need to know..I learned in corporate A... - 9/21/2008 7:23:34 PM   
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If a woman flirts with a man, it's called getting ahead, if a man get's head, it's call sexual harrasment...

If you boss isn't yelling at you on a semi daily basis, they are either on vacation (of course my boss came in daily while on vacation to yell at us) or you need to start looking for a new job before you get fired.

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