How not to discuss kink with your partner for the first time (Full Version)

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Manawyddan -> How not to discuss kink with your partner for the first time (9/20/2008 7:50:29 AM)

From 'Californiacation':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWyHBOPmX4U




persephonee -> RE: How not to discuss kink with your partner for the first time (9/20/2008 8:00:06 AM)

how bout.....dont pee on me....

priceless.

dont know what shes missin...but priceless non the less.




PrincessJ77 -> RE: How not to discuss kink with your partner for the first time (9/21/2008 4:18:39 AM)

When watching Rachael Ray beating eggs, don't say "lucky eggs".




BlackPhx -> RE: How not to discuss kink with your partner for the first time (9/21/2008 6:42:51 AM)

Don't wear out the Starship Troopers DVD at the Discipline scene when trying to hint to your date you would like to try something kinky.

[:D][:D][:D][:D]
Yanno I have never realized how awkward it would be to bring something like this up to someone I was involved with who was vanilla... I don't think I have ever been with someone who wasn't kinked.

poenkitten




MadAxeman -> RE: How not to discuss kink with your partner for the first time (9/21/2008 7:10:36 PM)

I have a single handcuff bracelet and it can either be seen as punky/laughed off, or the start of a whole new conversation.




suessub -> RE: How not to discuss kink with your partner for the first time (9/22/2008 8:44:11 PM)

in the next episode, Charlie (the guy) ends up in the hospital with a bloody nipple. Seems the chain on the nipple clamps his wife and mistress had him wearng got caught on someone's stockings.




BiteGirl -> RE: How not to discuss kink with your partner for the first time (9/23/2008 3:16:10 AM)

LOL. That was some good work. 




DMFParadox -> RE: How not to discuss kink with your partner for the first time (9/23/2008 4:58:57 AM)

Never say, "Nice shoes. Wanna get tied up?" ...She might think you mean her shoelaces.

Random side note: I have totally discovered a new way to tie my shoes that is MUCH BETTER than how I was taught as a youngin'... it blew my mind how easy and neat it is. Just goes to show that you never can tell when something you're used to all your life can be done much better.




tweedydaddy -> RE: How not to discuss kink with your partner for the first time (9/29/2008 1:47:57 AM)

Just say, "Look, you get used to it, stop screaming.




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