MistresseLotus
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He Said, I Said
He said to me. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him. .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him.... They don't have time
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him.... We don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.
He said to me. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him. . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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I leave it to the 20-somethings to do the "open-minded, total unconditional acceptance thing" for it's how THEY learn that all the things others older than they have deemed BS, are in fact BS. What a waste of a decade.
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