MadameDahlia
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From: SoCal aka Hell
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Very old, told in school.
A: Want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Sure.
A: The boy fell in the mud.
A: Want to hear a clean joke?
B: Um... alright.
A: He took a bath with bubbles.
A: Want to hear a dirty joke?
B: *sighs* Sure.
A: Bubbles was the girl next door.
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Another old one:
A boy walked into class late one day and his teacher eyed him with a glare. "And just where have you been?" The boy responded, "I've been on Blueberry Hill."
The next day another boy comes in late and is asked the same question. He provides an identical response.
On the next day of school a young girl enters the classroom a few minutes after the bell had rung. "Let me guess - Blueberry Hill?"
The girl smiled, looking a bit uncertain. "Why yes - yes I am - Has the principal already told you about me?"
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