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MadAxeman -> English Manners (9/21/2008 9:56:47 PM)

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.  One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

'I'm too young to die,' she wails.
Then she yells

'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!  Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then an Englishman stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, well built, with golden hair and steel blue piercing eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.  One button at a time.

.......No one moves.
.......He removes his shirt.
.......Muscles ripple across his hairy chest.
.......She gasps...
.......and he says......

'Iron this, and get me something to eat....




writerly808 -> RE: English Manners (9/21/2008 11:21:03 PM)

*snicker*




BlackPhx -> RE: English Manners (9/22/2008 10:27:45 AM)

Pa-Dum-DUM! [:D][:D][:D]

poenkitten




spinninsweetness -> RE: English Manners (9/22/2008 11:47:45 AM)

Fnah fnah




Lucylastic -> RE: English Manners (9/22/2008 12:17:29 PM)

If he had manners, he would say please.....snickers
Lucy




rukna -> RE: English Manners (9/25/2008 4:38:25 AM)

love it




persephonee -> RE: English Manners (9/25/2008 8:24:44 AM)

why i never.....where is my iron anyway.....*scratches her head and looks about*




purrrrrrr -> RE: English Manners (9/25/2008 8:28:29 AM)

Very funny . [sm=lol.gif]




AMaster -> RE: English Manners (9/25/2008 10:36:50 AM)

OK, that one was funny, but still don't give up your day job.




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