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shivermetimbers -> Happy Birthday (9/22/2008 7:32:06 AM)
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A boy turns 18, and his dad decides as his birthday gift, he'll help him go out and become a man. He gives his son 20 dollars to find a hooker, get laid, and become a man. The son heads out into town to find a hooker.
He searches near and far, and yet can't find a hooker. He finally tires of his search, and decides he'll go have a soda at the local ice cream shop. While he's sitting there, sad and glum sipping on a milkshake, his grandmother comes in.
"Why so sad today? It's your birthday, you should be excited." "Well Grandma" says the boy, "Dad gave me 20 dollars to find a hooker so I could become a man. But I can't find one."
"Well, there's no need to find a hooker and waste 20 dollars. You can sleep with me, I'll make you a man." "Really Grandma? That's great!" So the Grandmother takes her grandson home, and makes him a man.
The son comes home, happy as can be, grinning ear to ear. His dad notices. "Well son, did you become a man?"
"I sure did dad. And here, here's your 20 dollars back." The dad said, "Wow, that's fantastic. Not only did you become a man, you even got it for free! I'm so proud of you son. But if you don't mind me asking, who did you find to fuck for free?"
"Grandma dad." "Grandma!" screamed the stunned dad, "You mean, YOU FUCKED MY MOTHER?!!!!!!?"
"Why not?" said the boy, "You fucked mine."
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