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Gather round... - 9/22/2008 7:18:00 PM   
sfdrew


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Status: offline 		Ah, Gather round blokes and sea salts and have a seat 'round my camp fire for a deadly tale. I've been charting these forum waters for... aught.... 3 days now and I have some extremely arrogant and self-righteous warnings and biased statements about the scene that I know nothing about.

For example, did you know that being submissive is really stupid and dangerous and that you shouldn't trust anybody with your credit card number. Also, all male dom's are just gay and hiding in the closet, and  all female domme are just fat whores and gold digging whinches. I should know, I just signed up for my account.

What is twue though, and what you should all believe is the ultimate, devine, omnipotent, benevolent, supreme order of Gor. Also, the following are closet homosexuals: cross dressers, 'forced bi' slaves, and people 'looking for couples'.

And if any of you don't believe me then you are obviously just stupid and wrong and fake like everybody on here. I have been looking for over 24 HOURS and haven't found a single real person yet.

*btw this is all just for laughs, feel free to join in*
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RE: Gather round... - 9/22/2008 7:22:11 PM   
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RE: Gather round... - 9/22/2008 7:24:48 PM   
Aileen1968


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Status: offline 		He's allowed to be an attention whore...he's adorable. 

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RE: Gather round... - 9/22/2008 7:28:51 PM   
UmbraDomina


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Status: offline 		*LMAO*   Drew, ya got me, I almost spewed my water all over my laptop.

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RE: Gather round... - 9/22/2008 7:40:43 PM   
tazzygirl


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hey, thats wench, thank you very much

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RE: Gather round... - 9/22/2008 7:41:12 PM   
natasha66


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ORIGINAL: UmbraDomina

*LMAO*   Drew, ya got me, I almost spewed my water all over my laptop.


Me too - thanks for the laugh!

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RE: Gather round... - 9/22/2008 7:45:04 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		:)) well done, Drew!  LOL

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RE: Gather round... - 9/22/2008 8:17:54 PM   
angelslave77


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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

He's allowed to be an attention whore...he's adorable. 


I'll second that, cute and funny, your a rare one .....ya must be a fake

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RE: Gather round... - 9/22/2008 8:25:42 PM   
bluefireroses


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Status: offline 		Damn...I just sent my cc number to a Dom in Thailand, too bad I didn't read this 30 seconds ago! Lol....good one.

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RE: Gather round... - 9/22/2008 10:20:04 PM   
sistermargaret


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Status: offline 		Too funny! Great post, Drew.
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RE: Gather round... - 9/22/2008 10:25:27 PM   
Riggor


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Status: offline 		Funny post Drew!!! Come on you didnt say anything about big old fat Doms..I can take it!

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RE: Gather round... - 9/22/2008 10:28:30 PM   
VivaciousSub


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Status: offline 		Drew, you owe me a new keyboard! I spit coffee all over it. It was completely worth it though. 

You should mention the OSHA classes required to become a sub! Hard hats are a must.


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RE: Gather round... - 9/22/2008 11:18:37 PM   
zakkan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sfdrew

What is twue though, and what you should all believe is the ultimate, devine, omnipotent, benevolent, supreme order of Gor.


That's right! Some hollywood star will convert soon and turn it into a mega religion!

Hail GOR!




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RE: Gather round... - 9/23/2008 6:29:01 AM   
chamberqueen


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Status: offline 		And you forgot that half of the women are really men pretending to be women, that almost everyone uses a fake picture, that no one tells their real age, and that slaves have no feelings or thoughts of their own.  : )

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RE: Gather round... - 9/23/2008 6:41:23 AM   
SirSwampThing


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Status: offline 		phew......Im not the only one who has noticed this then?............reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Gather round... - 9/23/2008 6:55:39 AM   
Dnomyar


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Status: offline 		Ok chamberqueen then half of the men are women pretending to be men. vivacioussub you forgot the steel toed boots. Riggor he did not say anything about fat old Doms because he did'nt want to get his ass kicked. bluefireroses let me save you some postage and send your cc to me.

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RE: Gather round... - 9/23/2008 8:07:13 AM   
beargonewild


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sfdrew

Also, all male dom's are just gay and hiding in the closet,



If that's the case....then where the hell are they?????   Send me at least 5, getting tired of pretending to be staright  *snort*


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