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Two Tramps - 9/23/2008 7:47:11 PM   
MadAxeman


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Status: offline 		Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other,
"I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
"Why is that?" said the other tramp.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"
"Well no", the other tramp said,
"I never found her head."
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/23/2008 8:20:55 PM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/23/2008 8:49:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		That is twisted. And wrong. Just what I would expect from you!



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RE: Two Tramps - 9/23/2008 9:02:48 PM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/23/2008 11:23:36 PM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/23/2008 11:27:22 PM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/23/2008 11:38:56 PM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/23/2008 11:50:06 PM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/24/2008 2:30:34 AM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/24/2008 2:33:39 AM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/24/2008 2:58:04 AM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/24/2008 8:42:34 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

sick!!  just sick and twisted, I say!!!


Ok, if i know Greedy; she's got a point coming.


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RE: Two Tramps - 9/24/2008 8:52:18 AM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/24/2008 9:45:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

point? me? I'm just a ditz....


How gullible do you think I am?

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RE: Two Tramps - 9/24/2008 11:43:20 AM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/24/2008 12:02:17 PM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/24/2008 12:49:38 PM   
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< Message edited by MadAxeman -- 9/24/2008 12:50:23 PM >

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RE: Two Tramps - 9/24/2008 12:59:15 PM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/24/2008 3:02:25 PM   
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RE: Two Tramps - 9/24/2008 7:16:43 PM   
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