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OneMoreWaste -> Femdom census results! (9/23/2008 11:40:20 PM)

In honor of political polling season (not that kind of poll! Get yer mind out of the gutter!)...

In case you were wondering what happens when you surf profiles with no filters, and check out each "Female Dominant" profile you see... Here's the results of a half-hour of surfing (yes, I'm really, really bored)

(Summary for those who won't scroll that long, long way to the bottom): I skimmed 36 pages, roughly 900 entries. 31 unique "Female Dominant" profiles viewed.
9 "Lesbians" of varying plausibility, not including
   2 bisexual submissives with Masters looking for sub-subs
2 blank profiles
5 overt scammers
13 who may actually be heterosexual Female Dominants, including
   4 who might be real, but are almost as bitter and hostile as I am

So for this random sampling (all figures rounded due to prime denominator):
Dominant Females comprise roughly 1/30th of the CM population
Almost 1 out of every 3 Dominant Females is a Lesbian
1 in 8 enjoys serious shoulder-chippage and is just looking for an excuse to block someone (not counting the above Lesbians)
1 in 6 really just wants your money (however, only one mentioned accepting PayPal... perhaps this is an untapped market for them?)
1 in 15 is only looking for girls because her Man wants her to.
1 in 15 refers to herself in the third person (when did this start?? gah, I thought that was the one good thing about being a submissive male!!)
1 in 10 is worth heckling

Detailed results:

Wants $
Wants $ (ridiculous enough to heckle)
(page reload, no FemDoms)
In non-English-speaking country, blank profile
Possibly real, possibly a scammer (ridiculous enough to heckle)
Lesbian
Possibly real, very hostile, "no longer looking", but still logged in (no forum posts)
"Lesbian Dominant" with a Master
Wants $
(page reload, no FemDoms)
Possibly real
Possibly real
Possibly real, but so hostile and picky that even someone like me would back tha' fuck away
Possibly real (hey, pretty good run there, four in a row!)
Bisexual female submissive looking for a sub-sub
Possibly real, and very, very hostile
Lesbian
Lesbian. And used the phrase "get jiggy" in her profile. egads.
Possibly real
Lesbian trans who refers to herself in the third person, but not consistently
Possibly real, but barely literate
Possibly real
Lesbian
(page reload, no FemDoms)
Lesbian
Lesbian
Blank profile
Possibly real
Wants $, and refers to herself in the third person (I thought only slaves were supposed to do that? [&:])
(page reload, no FemDoms)
(page reload, no FemDoms)
Possibly real
Wants $ (actually gave numbers)
Possibly real
Lesbian who can't decide whether she's in the U.S. or the Middle East, but is quite certain she doesn't want any messages from men
Lesbian who is definitely outside the U.S., and who would be worth heckling except that "she" probably wouldn't understand it. Sarcasm is a finite resource. Spend it wisely.




GreedyTop -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/23/2008 11:44:47 PM)

OMW.. seriously.. grab a book... LMAO!!!! 




OneMoreWaste -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/23/2008 11:55:47 PM)

Ah, i have books aplenty, but they're mere escapism... And you know the problem with escapism- sooner or later you realize that you didn't actually escape!
Now numbers, those are something to hold on to.

Now I think the next step to take would be to see what proportion of "Female Dominants" between the ages of 20 and 30 are either "Lesbian" or looking for money, and vice-versa... Just skimming the ages ancillary to reviewing the profiles, I suspect I'm going to need a larger sample if I want the ratio to be less than 100%... Pretty wacky demographics 'round these parts! [:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 12:59:45 AM)

*snicker*




MadAxeman -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 1:17:35 AM)

You certainly need a large sample of something.




unownedsubsara -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 1:19:42 AM)

lol i love this x



woo my first post, go me!!!    x




GreedyTop -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 1:24:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

You certainly need a large sample of something.


so,.... what are you saying?




MadAxeman -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 1:27:37 AM)

ooops GT. I meant to reply to OMW.




GreedyTop -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 1:33:57 AM)

I know ;) I was wondering if you were saying you were referring to yourself?? *snort*




MadAxeman -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 2:30:24 AM)

You'll know when I'm innuendoing.




MadAxeman -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 2:32:12 AM)

Welcome Sara. Throw those opinions out there. Someone will always play catch.




OneMoreWaste -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 6:34:53 AM)

Oh, I forgot- out of the 13 FemDoms looking for male subs who didn't mention money, 5 specifically mentioned wanting nothing to do with sissies, crossdressers, T-girls, etc. As did one of the ones looking for money (talk about picky... if anybody wants to send me some dough, you can wear whatevvvver you want!)




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 7:04:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OneMoreWaste

Oh, I forgot- out of the 13 FemDoms looking for male subs who didn't mention money, 5 specifically mentioned wanting nothing to do with sissies, crossdressers, T-girls, etc.


Whew!!  I was wondering how I got missed in your count!




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 8:31:25 AM)

what?? my profile didnt come up???   ...thank god...

who wants to see sara belly dance for us??? [8|]




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 8:32:49 AM)

quote:

5 specifically mentioned wanting nothing to do with sissies, crossdressers, T-girls, etc.


haha i usually write those profiles just to say....you forgot us intersexed people...cause we dont want you either....





OneMoreWaste -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 5:37:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

5 specifically mentioned wanting nothing to do with sissies, crossdressers, T-girls, etc.


haha i usually write those profiles just to say....you forgot us intersexed people...cause we dont want you either....




Nice! I keep getting tempted to create a femsub profile just to send them

Ha! Made you look! I've got a pe-nis!
[sm=tongue.gif" height="15" width="15">
<img src="http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/iwin.gif]


... but i just can't get the damn smileys to work on the other side [:o]




OneMoreWaste -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/24/2008 5:47:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
Whew!!  I was wondering how I got missed in your count!


Nope, just too many people on at 3AM Eastern, but I think you probably would have caught a "hostile" rating first, anyway... Two paragraphs of do not want + a disclaimer is on the cranky side [:-]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Femdom census results! (9/25/2008 9:21:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OneMoreWaste

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
Whew!!  I was wondering how I got missed in your count!


Nope, just too many people on at 3AM Eastern, but I think you probably would have caught a "hostile" rating first, anyway... Two paragraphs of do not want + a disclaimer is on the cranky side [:-]



Yeah, but it sure does limit that wankermail! 




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