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TabrisMaceth -> Dirty Balls: A Perversion of a Classic Joke (9/24/2008 1:27:59 AM)
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You've all heard that Abbot and Costello baseball joke, right? I'm just going to assume you said yes. Here's my own version of that joke I came up with a while back:
Person 1: I hear you're starting a baseball team.
Person 2: Yes, I am! Who's on first.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: ...I said, Who's on first.
Person 1: Yeah, I heard you.
Person 2: (awkward silence) And What's on second.
Person 1: Hey, I went to college with that guy!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, good ol' "Dog Humper What"!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Really! This one time, What got totally hammered, and there was this small dog in the room, and he was all like "I'm gonna have sex with that dog!".
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Yeah, What! He was ball deep in that dog's ass, and he was jacking it off!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Do you have Alzheimer's? Yes, What! And then do you know who showed up?
Person 2: I dunno!
Person 1: Yeah, Idunno! He said "Bath in my golden showers!", then he whipped out his shlong and pissed all over them!
Person 2: Why did he pee on them?!
Person 1: Not Why, Idunno. Why had the camera.
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: He was humping the dog.
Person 2: Why?!
Person 1: He was filming it.
Person 2: He was filming this guy getting urinated on while he had sex with a dog?!
Person 1: He watched from a window and beat off to it.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: He wasn't there.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: He was there. What humped the dog, Idunno peed on them, Why filmed it, and Hewasfilmingthisguygettingurinatedonwhilehehadsexwithadog watched from a window and masturbated.
Person 2: Why?!
Person 1: No, Why wasn't jacking off.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: He was humping the dog.
And etc.. Yeah, I'm a classy gent, aren't I? And I wonder why I'm single!
-Tabris
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