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Now That's Tough - 9/24/2008 3:12:51 AM

MadAxeman

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One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
"I'm lookin' for the meanest, toughest and roughest hooker in the Yukon," he said to the bartender.
"We got her" replied the bartender
"She's upstairs in the second room on the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and yelled
"I'm looking for the meanest roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon."
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
"How do you know I want that position first?" asked the miner.
"I don't," replied the hooker,
"but I thought you might want to open those beers first."

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RE: Now That's Tough - 9/24/2008 4:00:29 AM

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RE: Now That's Tough - 9/24/2008 6:00:07 AM

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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
"I'm lookin' for the meanest, toughest and roughest hooker in the Yukon," he said to the bartender.
"We got her" replied the bartender
"She's upstairs in the second room on the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and yelled
"I'm looking for the meanest roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon."
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
"How do you know I want that position first?" asked the miner.
"I don't," replied the hooker,
"but I thought you might want to open those beers first."

Hell, if that's how she pops the tops off beer bottles, I'd love to watch her tap a keg or pop a champagne cork!

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RE: Now That's Tough - 9/24/2008 11:30:23 AM

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i am supposed to introduce myself as BO and then say its short for bottleopener...and then say something about pop tops....for some sort of humiliation game....which i think would totally work...if i only knew what the hell any of that meant.

now that i know what it means....i think ill just stay home this weekend and RE-EVALUATE my friendships....lol

so thanks for posting this....i think.

eyes lowered and still looking for the door

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