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Mid Life Hits - 9/24/2008 9:37:54 AM   
beargonewild


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 Mid Life Hits

It was fun being a baby boomer - until now.  Some of the artists of the
60's are revising their music hits with new lyrics to accommodate baby
boomers once again in their golden years.

They include:

Herman's Hermits - - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovel y Walker

The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba -- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again!!!


Remembering the days when we had more hair and the only thing that creaked was the floor boards when we were trying to sneak home!



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RE: Mid Life Hits - 9/24/2008 9:51:52 AM   
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LOL Bear! HAHAHAHAHAH ahahahahaha...hee hee

haha ha ha..ha..~sniff~ hmmm...aha..~sniff sniff~

sob!

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RE: Mid Life Hits - 9/24/2008 11:47:20 AM   
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LOL bear you always crack me up!

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RE: Mid Life Hits - 9/26/2008 6:12:53 PM   
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Gimme back my playlist!.... er... yeah. Glad I saw this when I did, I sure needed a giggle.

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