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TabrisMaceth -> A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 1:04:09 PM)
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a roundtable discussion about Chuck Norris. I don't know what a "roundtable discussion" is, but if I say "roundtable discussion", maybe people will think I'm smarter than I really am and not notice that I have no social skills. So...Chuck Norris. Discuss. -Tabris, seriously needs to get a hobby or something

Lynnxz -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 1:19:08 PM)
Chuck Norris does not take steroids. Steroids take some Chuck Norris.

sirsholly -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 1:19:29 PM)
that voice those eyes that ass :::::thud:::::

MadAxeman -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 1:23:29 PM)
*(Peeps through microscope)...ah and that acting talent*

sirsholly -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 1:53:20 PM)
see....you guys go to Hooters for the wings....us girls watch Chuck for the acting.

bipolarber -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 2:03:43 PM)
I was pretty amused to go to a science fiction convention some years ago, and watch a Q&A on stage with Johnathan Harris "Dr. Smith" from the old "Lost in Space" TV show. He was recounting how he had been hired to teach Chuck Norris how to act, in under three weeks, for his first film. I wish I could recount all the little details he told the audiance, but my writing skill simply wouldn't do it justice. To say the least, Mr. Harris said that he took a block of wood (Norris) and carefully carved and finished him into... a slightly better block of wood. LOL

RCdc -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 2:23:03 PM)
Chuck Norris once went sky diving. He promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurent. The steak did exactly what it was told. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush. Chuck Norris was once refused a breakfast McMuffin because it was after 11. He them roundhouse kicked the McDs he was it so hard - it became a Wendys. Chuck Norris and MrT walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed. That amount of awesomeness is not designed to be kept in one building. Chuck Norris once destroyed the periodic table.He only understood the element of surprise. Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris only has two speeds. Walk and Kill. Chuck Norris once swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. The programme 'Walker - Texas Ranger' was named so for one reason. Chuck Norris NEVER runs. He simply walks. There are no WoMD in Iraq. Because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. the.dark. (.whowouldlikepeopletoknowtheseareallhersonsfault.)

sirsholly -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 2:25:46 PM)
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw and invented the giraffe.

PeterJay -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 2:35:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly see....you guys go to Hooters for the wings....us girls watch Chuck for the acting. Well, they don't call the place "Good Food". But I really do like the 3 mile island wings & buffalo shrimp.

sirsholly -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 2:37:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeterJay quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly see....you guys go to Hooters for the wings....us girls watch Chuck for the acting. Well, they don't call the place "Good Food". But I really do like the 3 mile island wings & buffalo shrimp. Hooters screwed alot of guys when they started selling the buffalo sauce in the grocery stores...

TabrisMaceth -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 2:57:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly Hooters screwed alot of guys when they started selling the buffalo sauce in the grocery stores... Here's a fun fact: "Buffalo Sauce" was Chuck Norris' nickname in college. -Tabris

Mellissande -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 3:01:03 PM)
Chuck Norris does not teabag, He potato sacks

Mellissande -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 3:02:25 PM)
Chuck norris is the reason Death carries a scythe

stef -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 3:06:39 PM)
Shouldn't this thread be titled "A Roundhouse-table Discussion About Chuck Norris"? ~stef

kittinSol -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 3:07:24 PM)
There is no beard behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is a fist.

kittinSol -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 3:09:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stef Shouldn't this thread be titled "A Roundhouse-table Discussion About Chuck Norris"? Why, because of this: "Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face."?

Mellissande -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 3:10:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol There is no beard behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is a fist. there is no chin behind his beard only another fist.

subtee -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 3:13:12 PM)
<<<<<<<<<<<< has never seen a CN movie

kittinSol -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 3:13:21 PM)
[sm=Groaner.gif] Let me redeem myself: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

kittinSol -> RE: A Roundtable Discussion About Chuck Norris (9/24/2008 3:14:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee <<<<<<<<<<<< has never seen a CN movie Then, they say, you haven't lived [&:].

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