MadAxeman
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A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Brad Pitt on her right upper thigh and a picture of Johnny Depp on her left upper thigh.
The artist does so, and when he finishes hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work.
She looks at the left thigh and says
"Wow! That’s definitely Johnny Depp. Just look at those cheekbones."
Then she looks at the right thigh and complains
"That doesn’t look like Brad Pitt."
The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge.
They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says
"Well, ma’am, the one on your left thigh is definitely Johnny Depp. He even has the cheekbones. The one on your right I’m not sure about—
but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson."
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