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SarahnNV -> RE: ****gasms (9/25/2008 7:08:08 PM)

Sex with a 'lil' guy - is there more gasm




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: ****gasms (9/25/2008 7:10:21 PM)

Wow.. after reading all of these, they really all like lose their meaning or something... lol I Will have to come back to this when I'm not so out of it... lol




dcnovice -> RE: ****gasms (9/25/2008 7:12:08 PM)

Sex with Data's brother: Loregasm




QandA -> RE: ****gasms (9/25/2008 7:14:29 PM)

Sex with Richard Reed's crew -- Fantastic 4gasms




TabrisMaceth -> RE: ****gasms (9/25/2008 7:20:02 PM)

Sex at the center of the Earth: coregasm
Sex involving chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers: s'moregasm

-Tabris




LadyLupineNYC -> RE: ****gasms (9/25/2008 7:21:56 PM)




quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Sex with Data's brother: Loregasm


Ok....That's it.  That's the last straw, DC.  You have passed into the relm of extreme dorkism!  Save yourself! [:D]




dcnovice -> RE: ****gasms (9/25/2008 7:41:33 PM)

Sex after realizing my dorkdom: zut alorsgasm!
Sex after giving up this addictive thread: abjuregasm




LadyLupineNYC -> RE: ****gasms (9/25/2008 7:44:51 PM)

*weeps & then hugs DC*= amourgasm




dcnovice -> RE: ****gasms (9/25/2008 7:47:34 PM)

Just one more. Really.

Sex in Mongolia: Ulan Batorgasm




LexiTempest -> RE: ****gasms (9/26/2008 1:34:33 AM)

Ooh, ooh! I want to play! I can't sleep anyway...


Choice between two equally hot sex partners = Either-or-gasm

Sex with a Smurf (or Smurfette) = Azure-gasm

Sex that will lead to divorce = Zsa Zsa Gabor-gasm

Sex in a Honda = Accord-gasm

     And last, but not least:

To play "Hide the Sausage" = Metaphorgasm


Ok, I'm done. [:)] Time for bed! 




MadAxeman -> RE: ****gasms (9/26/2008 4:34:00 AM)

Now that was orgasmic.




Marc2b -> RE: ****gasms (9/26/2008 6:48:04 AM)

Sex with Homer Simpson - D'oh! gasm.




LexiTempest -> RE: ****gasms (9/26/2008 9:22:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

Now that was orgasmic.


So, it was as good for you as it was for Me?

lol [:D]




HypnoticDan -> RE: ****gasms (9/26/2008 2:52:04 PM)

sex with a not-for-profit online: dot orgasm
sex with a bird of prey: condorgasm
sex with your golf pro: four!gasm
sex with a domly mythical best: ROARgasm
sex under a full moon: weregasm
sex with SCA fanatics: yoregasm
sex that's gone on too long: soregasm
sex with a hockey player: orrgasm
sex in africa: cote d'orgasm
and one in the stink: back doorgasm
stylish sex: diorgasm
need we mention the hardcoregasm?
in the dark they're all grope forgasms or exploregasms
if it's any good you'll say "one moregasm"
if you're really desperate it might be an implorgasm
on the east coast they're labradorgasms
if you understand each other without speaking it's rapportgasm
i'm not above doing it for a discount: 20% off everything in the storegasm





Marc2b -> RE: ****gasms (9/26/2008 10:59:15 PM)

Sex with a French/English babe living in New Hampshire: kittinSol – gasm.

What can I say? It came to me while I was in NorthernGent’s "Human Nature" thread and I just couldn’t resist.




hejira92 -> RE: ****gasms (9/27/2008 7:39:05 AM)

sex in the Milky Way - meteor-gasm
sex with a vegetarian - herbivor-gasm
sex with a minimalist - less is more-gasm

sex with a 1960's saturday morning cartoon robot- Gigantor-gasm (am I the only one who remembers him?)
sex in "utopia"- Sir Thomas More-gasm
 




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