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knees2you -> Senior Night. (9/25/2008 11:36:17 AM)
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Senior Night
> It was entertainment night at the senior center and
> the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came
> from miles around to see the famed Hypnotist do his
> stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting
> room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who
> invite two or three people up here to be put into a
> trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member
> of the audience."
>
> The excitement was almost electric as Claude
> withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his
> coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this
> antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been
> in my family for six generations.
>
> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
> while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the
> watch, watch the watch..."
>
> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back
> and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
>
> Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying
> watch, until, suddenly, ------ it slipped from the
> hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
> into a hundred pieces.
>
>
"Shit!" said the Hypnotist ...
>
> It took three weeks to clean up the senior center.
Always, knees[sm=offtopic2.gif]
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