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DameDarkness -> WARNING (12/2/2005 12:17:41 AM)

WARNING




"When you see this cloud formation on your way out the door in the morning...











turn around...











go back in...











and climb back in bed,...





" YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!

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jamesthehumanrug -> RE: WARNING (12/15/2005 7:38:17 PM)

dear dame darkness,
greetings

that is truly the funniest thing i ever saw
did you take the pic?
...usually
stupid me ,if i see a cloud,or something like that ; i just figure it was for someone else,so ....i'm ,not usually surprized ,when it comes down, on me, but, i do get auful loud ,when i'm pissed something bad happened, but usually thats ,for someone else, too ,and ,not necessarily me ......
like:
why should i take anything personal?
;what am i schitzo?
just bussiness,as usual ,
that's what $20 grand, per year
9.5 years in college, for psychology taught me....but,
did you ever try and ,make the mistake, of telling a real-schitzo
it's, nothing personal ,just move?......?
........all i learned ;
all these years, forTHAT situation, or chance mistake happening to me is ,
put my hands up ,
and SIMPLY say
"back awaaaaay, from the area "
"please.... ,just back awaaaaay from the area"....
backing ,up myself ;while saying it ,
but ,
only if the schitzo keeps menacing, towards me ;
never using violence myself,
cause always try,to remember:
it's ,nothing personal
just me and ,a schitzo, so :
who knew!?,
and, you stand your ground ;
non violently;
always keep your ground;
dont run,
(cause they chase you just like that cloud)
and put those
hands up
(;why you absolute public scene moron ....),
and ,say;
"just back awaaaaay, from the area...."
hoping they go ,
and ,you don't have ,to act schitzo yourself ,
cause:hey
it's never g.d.personal IS IT!?
YA RIGHT!!!!!!
BACK THIS;
YOU FLAMING-SCHITZO IS WHAT I FEEL ,like saying ;
minus all the expensive training,of course.
can you imagine, in court
one schitzo vs the other schitzo,
in a bizaar-altercation ,
and physical fite ,
that all the normal-people back away ,from....
(of course your honor,only he took it personal and ,chose to defend himself ,etc. etc,....)
so much, for book learning.
i still always maintain my college-brainwashing ,that:
its probably, for somone else
whether it is, or not ,...
if i gave a cloud like, that a chance, and said o'oh...
already;i'd be in trouble

and.... laffed at ....
compreney?

you gotta', just carry on;
like all is well ,with the world ,
and nothing's really happening ;even, when you have, to report an absolute total disaster,to some other morons
such as :being stuck plagiarized by hollywood ;helped,by the biggest psychos ,on the police dept,or
the possibility ,that f.u.cloud ,that may, follow you, for days ,on end....
i don't have ,to milk it dry;you get it....
even ,if
it's a big a guy ,with a middle-finger,in your face ,
w/ a sign,with your name on it , and
a cloud like, that;
right ,at your door!!!;
it is probably ,
[8|] meant ,for somebody-else
; somewhere,
so ,just rock on......




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