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servantheart -> Making a Point (9/25/2008 5:14:58 PM)
Why parents drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad'. With the worst premonition he opened the envelope, and with trembling hands, read the letter ... Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But, I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion ...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, your son John PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card (that's in my center desk drawer). I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

GreedyTop -> RE: Making a Point (9/25/2008 5:37:37 PM)
LOL

QandA -> RE: Making a Point (9/25/2008 7:12:52 PM)
I've got to save that one to show my 8-yr-old when he gets a little older!!! lol lil Aidan

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Making a Point (9/25/2008 7:13:00 PM)
Not only would my son NOT get grounded after I would read that, I would seriously give him a raise in his allowance! hahaha!

kittengirl8 -> RE: Making a Point (9/25/2008 8:32:39 PM)
Okay, that was hilariously good. This here was a good joke. You know how rare that is? Yeeks. [:D][:D]

BlackPhx -> RE: Making a Point (9/26/2008 10:52:54 AM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] for the joke..however had it been my sons, they would have been grounded, locked in chastity belts and encouraged to pursue careers in fictional writing. Why the Chastity belt? IF they are that familiar with that type of person to be able to write so convincingly, I would want to make sure they lived to be 18..course I did give them condoms when they were 13 and told them when to use them. (ALWAYS) poenkitten

writerly808 -> RE: Making a Point (9/26/2008 6:55:19 PM)
snicker I can just see the look on that man's face after reading that! xD

Musicmystery -> RE: Making a Point (9/26/2008 11:59:43 PM)
Kinda reminds me of an old one--- A teenage son asks Dad to borrow the car. "Get a haircut!" answers Dad. "But Dad, Jesus had long hair!" responds the son. "Yup," Dad retorts, "and he walked everywhere!"

servantheart -> RE: Making a Point (9/27/2008 1:12:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Musicmystery Kinda reminds me of an old one--- A teenage son asks Dad to borrow the car. "Get a haircut!" answers Dad. "But Dad, Jesus had long hair!" responds the son. "Yup," Dad retorts, "and he walked everywhere!" I'll have to remember that one [:D]

Talandra -> RE: Making a Point (9/27/2008 3:36:50 PM)
The one with Jesus and walking everywhere...hihihi That is a good one.

DaddyChess -> RE: Making a Point (9/27/2008 4:08:03 PM)
LOL... reminds me of the daughter who calls from college.... tells her dad that she is failing 3 class so she is dropping out to run away with the janitor who got her pregnant. Then drops the bomb that all she really needs was a little more money to make it thru the month. My kids know better... "I help make you, I can take you out and make another that looks just like you, just look around...." LOL

QandA -> RE: Making a Point (9/30/2008 3:41:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddyChess LOL... reminds me of the daughter who calls from college.... tells her dad that she is failing 3 class so she is dropping out to run away with the janitor who got her pregnant. Then drops the bomb that all she really needs was a little more money to make it thru the month. My kids know better... "I help make you, I can take you out and make another that looks just like you, just look around...." LOL My dad's favorite was, "You know, you used to have an older sister. She said the same thing to me." lil Aidan

SailingBum -> RE: Making a Point (10/1/2008 10:09:56 PM)
roaring

cravesdom -> RE: Making a Point (10/2/2008 3:24:16 AM)
I think I may have passed out before I got to the bottom of that letter. Too funny!

persephonee -> RE: Making a Point (10/2/2008 4:03:28 AM)
hehee

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