DameDarkness
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The Nail
Kelly, a Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.
One morning on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Kelly,
"The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?" So the rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Kelly takes him down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dizzy blonde, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Kelly explains.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
"I guess it's to hang your pants on," she tells him as she walks away.
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