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FINISHING - 12/2/2005 12:54:50 AM   
DameDarkness


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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Port, a bottle of Baileys, a half bottle of Bells, a package of Tim Tams, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saos and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!

Please pass this on to those others you feel are in need of inner peace.

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Into the night sky I fly through distant lands and darkened streets... Up into the clouds to play and dance with the moon.....To the hearts of all and I say to you be true to they own heart.
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RE: FINISHING - 12/2/2005 6:23:11 PM   
HouseofBear


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I have a lot of friends who would enjoy this advice, lol.

Lady Ursa

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