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TabrisMaceth -> Wacky John McCain Jokes! (9/25/2008 7:49:39 PM)
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After John McCain flat-out lied to get off The Late Show with David Letterman recently, I just had to do this. The timing is just too good.
Q: Why did John McCain cross the road?
A: He spent time in a POW camp.
Q: Why does John McCain wear red suspenders?
A: He spent time in a POW camp.
Q: How many John McCains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He spent time in a POW camp.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: I don't know, but John McCain spent time in a POW camp.
I also have some about Rudy Giuliani, but they just replace the punchlines with "9/11".
So, anyone else got any witty zingers like these?
-Tabris
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