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PEE NAME LIST - 9/26/2008 6:06:31 AM   
MadAxeman


Posts: 4171
Joined: 8/28/2008
From: UK
Status: offline 		Excitable Type
Trousers are twisted, cannot find hole, rips them in anger.
Sociable Type
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.
Timid Type
Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.
Noisy Type
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.
Indifferent Type
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.
Clever Type
Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.
Vain Type
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.
Absent-Minded
Type Opens jacket, takes out tie, pees in pants.
Worried Type
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while peeing.
Disgruntled Type
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to pee, fails, farts again and walks out muttering.
Sneaky Type
Drops silent farts while peeing and looks at the bloke next to him.
Sloppy Type
Pees on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.
Learned Type
Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.
Childish Type
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while peeing.
Strong Type
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.
Drunken Type
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pees in trousers.
Embarrassed Type
Covers tool with both hands and pees through fingers.
Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pees in next one.
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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 9/26/2008 6:35:54 AM   
GreedyTop


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Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		LMAO!!

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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 9/26/2008 12:25:37 PM   
TabrisMaceth


Posts: 190
Joined: 9/23/2008
From: The Ghost Matrix
Status: offline 		Multitasking Type
Pees in a bottle or possibly trashcan while doing other things. Stuns and offends nearby family and coworkers.

Very Absent-Minded Type
Pees pants, realizes he needs to pee.

-Tabris

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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 9/28/2008 7:58:12 AM   
rubberpet


Posts: 1743
Joined: 4/6/2006
From: The Land of Voodoo
Status: offline 		Self-conscious Type - One who realizes that with more than three jiggles, he is just playing with himself.
 
Cheap Type - One that refuses to let a few good beers go to waste...pisses in extra bottle to savor that Rocky Mountain taste one more time.
 
Michael Jackson / Catholic Priest Type - One who will gladly lend a helping hand for young boy in stall next to him.

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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 9/28/2008 10:05:57 AM   
lilmissdefiant


Posts: 666
Joined: 4/17/2008
Status: offline 		LMFAO

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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 9/29/2008 8:33:49 PM   
MarksFantasyGirl


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Status: offline 		The drunken type is my Fave!!!

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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 9/30/2008 4:16:54 PM   
Saratov


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Joined: 10/22/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

The drunken type is my Fave!!!


  Do you know someone that that happened to?

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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 9/30/2008 5:37:56 PM   
VivaciousSub


Posts: 446
Joined: 9/7/2008
From: Tampa, FL
Status: offline 		Drunken type: Walks in your dorm room, opens the top of the hamper, pees on your clothes then hits the light switch to "flush".

Ask me how I know....


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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 9/30/2008 10:09:01 PM   
MadAxeman


Posts: 4171
Joined: 8/28/2008
From: UK
Status: offline 		I had a friend in temporary accomodation after splitting from his wife, who would still follow the geography of the old house in the middle of the night, half awake. This resulted in him regularly going out the front door and peeing over the balcony into the car park 3 floors below. In the end he had to leave objects in his path to trip him and wake up properly.

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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 10/1/2008 10:15:17 PM   
SailingBum


Posts: 3225
Joined: 12/10/2007
From: Sailin the stormy sea
Status: offline 		been there done that lol

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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 10/2/2008 12:44:54 AM   
LexiTempest


Posts: 59
Joined: 5/20/2008
From: Philadelphia, PA
Status: offline 		A couple years ago, My college roommates and I had a party and this kid peed in our fridge! lol

Ah, memories...


(Edited to fix typo)


< Message edited by LexiTempest -- 10/2/2008 12:46:43 AM >

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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 10/2/2008 1:19:53 AM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: LexiTempest

A couple years ago, My college roommates and I had a party and this kid peed in our fridge! lol

Ah, memories...


(I'm having a hell of a time trying to figure out how in the world anyone confused the fridge with anything else?!)

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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 10/2/2008 3:16:53 AM   
cravesdom


Posts: 5219
Joined: 3/28/2008
From: Pennsylvania
Status: offline 		I had a drunk roommate once who took a left instead of a right and peed on my desk chair. Luckily I woke up while she was doing it and asked her what the bleep she was doing. I switched my chair with hers the next morning.

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RE: PEE NAME LIST - 10/2/2008 3:24:53 AM   
MadAxeman


Posts: 4171
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Status: offline 		I can see that chair going for serious cash on eBay...or here frankly.

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