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cravesdom -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 11:21:21 PM)
You definitely win Wyld. Although part of me is wishing my ex had wanted to divorce me, instead of making me go through 5 years of hell and a week-long stay in the hospital before I built up the courage to divorce him. And DRH, I guess I should be happy I got a present at all! Wow, girl. I can't even imagine having to buy my own presents just so I would have something to unwrap.

Mellissande -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/26/2008 11:21:22 PM)
hey, My husband won't let me buy a harley... He wants a sports car first... think he might be jealous of the huge vibrator? Thank you for the hugs... just being an angry newlywed lol well, does 8 months count as newlywed still?

Musicmystery -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/27/2008 12:08:52 AM)
They say the difference between men and Treasury bonds---is that Treasury bonds mature.... ....but then, I don't think "they" really understood "bondage."

Mellissande -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/27/2008 12:10:26 AM)
LOL

MadAxeman -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/27/2008 2:01:52 AM)
*5/6 men pay for the majority of dates. Isn't this normal? Some will be referring to a 'first date' others may be the major breadwinner.* *The bedroom is the most comfortable. It's great to play in other places, but the boodwah is usually the best place a guy can flake out and start snoring immediately post coitus.* *A third of men thinks it's ok to cry...at sporting events.* *20% consider plastic surgery? Hey doc how about some breast implants here on my thigh, something to do with my other hand ya know?* *A slight majority have never bought flowers. That's a bit naff. I have done, but prefer a favourite perfume.* *Penis size as confirmed in surveys. Hell they're all average...apart from mine which is enormous.* *1 in 50 dumping a g/f for gaining a little weight? Doesn't that tell you that the vast majority aren't bothered by this?* *1 in 3 wear the same shreddies as the day before? I don't wear any, but guys who do this are usually in a hurry ie the husband might arrive home early.* No sex for 6 months in exchange for a 50" plasma tv...is it a good make and model, is there extended warranty and what is the woman I'm to not have the sex with look like? Some women I could leave alone forever.

wulfgarw -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/27/2008 8:30:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Hmmm... I think Daddy needs to be slapped into next week as well (it may take some doing though, as He is a sizable fellow.) In five + years, I don't think I've gotten a dandelion from Him, or a card, or jewelry, or lacy things, or perfume, or... ok, why am I still with this man? wanders off muttering about being neglected and unappreciated and pissy and redheaded [sm=hissyfit.gif] What's an addy I can have something sent to? picks up phone to call FTD

wulfgarw -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/27/2008 8:35:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cravesdom You definitely win Wyld. Although part of me is wishing my ex had wanted to divorce me, instead of making me go through 5 years of hell and a week-long stay in the hospital before I built up the courage to divorce him. I HATE abuser and stalker types! Should I call up a couple pals and have a nice little chat with him? [sm=blasted.gif][sm=club.gif][sm=boxer.gif][sm=discipline.gif][sm=pushed.gif][sm=trident.gif]

Daddysredhead -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/27/2008 10:18:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wulfgarw quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Hmmm... I think Daddy needs to be slapped into next week as well (it may take some doing though, as He is a sizable fellow.) In five + years, I don't think I've gotten a dandelion from Him, or a card, or jewelry, or lacy things, or perfume, or... ok, why am I still with this man? wanders off muttering about being neglected and unappreciated and pissy and redheaded [sm=hissyfit.gif] What's an addy I can have something sent to? picks up phone to call FTD hugs wulfgarw really big Thankies, sweetie... [:)] The funny thing is that while Daddy doesn't get me the "mushy, femme" stuff - he has gotten me a Palm Pilot and a Bluetooth, and other techie gadgets that I use on the regular. It still doesn't mean that I wouldn't like a "girl" present once in a while. [8\|]

cravesdom -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/27/2008 10:44:23 PM)
Thanks Wulfgarw. I definitely appreciate the sentiment. The good news is that he is someone else's problem now!

Lynnxz -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/27/2008 11:25:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KnottynNice1 quote: ORIGINAL: ElectraGlide 100 percent of Men, buy Harley's when they get divorced. False! Not all men need a huge vibrator to attract women. Those of us with more class buy a nice convertible sports car.[8D] Pft, but the best ones would buy this car....

Daddysredhead -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/27/2008 11:51:41 PM)
Based on my own unscientific poll, if a girl makes a "purring" sound in the phone while talking to a guy, you will more often than not, get his attention off the tv he's watching and back into the conversation you were having with him.

WyldHrt -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/27/2008 11:57:43 PM)
*feeling left out by the Wulfy one... pout"

rubberpet -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/28/2008 8:54:47 AM)
If anyone cares, here are some useless facts about this man... I can pee with a full erection. I also put the toilet seat down. My eyes change color when I get angry. I can talk and piss people off at the same time. I was busted in the second grade for organizing a gambling ring at recess. Apparently, grown-ups tend to notice when a second grader comes home with $10 - 20 a day for a couple of weeks.

kiwisub12 -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/28/2008 9:33:34 AM)
hehe - you bad!!!! [:D]

wulfgarw -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/28/2008 11:28:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt *feeling left out by the Wulfy one... pout" Where can FTD deliver to you? Or do you need me and my combat support staff?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/28/2008 11:53:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wulfgarw quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt feeling left out by the Wulfy one... pout" Where can FTD deliver to you? Or do you need me and my combat support staff? Wulfie... can I get my flowers delivered by you and your combat support staff personally? You know, a girl gets all giddy when presented with sweet things in such a manner. grins and bats eyes all coquette-like*

Dnomyar -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/29/2008 6:02:23 AM)
Daddysredhead. I would like a girl present once in a while also. It would be nice if she were local.

wulfgarw -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/29/2008 6:10:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: ORIGINAL: wulfgarw quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt feeling left out by the Wulfy one... pout" Where can FTD deliver to you? Or do you need me and my combat support staff? Wulfie... can I get my flowers delivered by you and your combat support staff personally? You know, a girl gets all giddy when presented with sweet things in such a manner. grins and bats eyes all coquette-like* If I were still driving over the road, I probably would. But then, could I interest you in Burning Man 2010? I wanna see if we could have a CM BDSM camp out there...complete with 'burning' GT at the stake as a witch (not really, but using lights and a couple fog machines...)

WyldHrt -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/29/2008 6:39:21 PM)
quote: Where can FTD deliver to you? Or do you need me and my combat support staff? Unfortunately, I'm semi-homeless for the next couple of weeks, thanks to you-know-who not getting off his ass and getting the settlement we agreed on to me on time. That said, if he misses the deadline once more, I may have a use for the combat support staff... Ugh, back to moving....

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Random man facts!! (9/29/2008 6:49:25 PM)
Man, with all the wonderful relationship and marriage talk, I can't wait to find one. Fail. [:D]

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