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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 1:32:33 PM   
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I have found mine in the freezer before.
DVDs do work without the remote, unless you're female of course.
Best thing is to start another project that will please your master, like reorganising his CDs, his movies or something. When you're not looking, these things tend to give themselves up. If not, you have a nice organised alternative thingy for him to use.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 2:13:51 PM   
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If you put your credit card in the freezer after a quick spell in the microwave you can get unlimited cash out of hole in the wall.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 2:15:57 PM   
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....... where the hell is my TV remote control????????? and no it is not hidden in the depths of the sofa, or under it, or under the TV, or in the bathroom (where it was last week) and it's not in the laundry basket....

So????  Any ideas????  Own up someone!!!!!

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 2:21:55 PM   
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check the cordless phone charger

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 2:28:41 PM   
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Maybe there never was a remote. Maybe the remote...is in our hearts. It's in the smile of a child, it's in a simple act of kindness, it's in the hope for all humanity.
...Or maybe you should check the couch again.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 2:31:17 PM   
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Maybe the remote is a metaphor for happiness i.e. you never find it until you stop looking or jump off a cliff.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 3:48:51 PM   
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i've got your remote...it's working fine now by the way, and makes voices come out of the radiators....it just needed new batteries. i'll post it back....

< Message edited by SlaveIndigochild -- 9/27/2008 3:50:12 PM >


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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 4:15:13 PM   
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Your remote control is right next to all those missing socks that disappear in the wash.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 4:16:14 PM   
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Which means the space aliens took it!

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 10:44:52 PM   
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Did you check your kitchen junk drawer?  The gremlins in my house like to hide things there!

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/27/2008 11:16:48 PM   
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I found it!

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/28/2008 12:43:30 AM   
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I think I saw it on a seat on a Northern Line train heading for Morden.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/28/2008 1:27:01 AM   
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Morden? Then it's doomed.

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/28/2008 1:51:40 AM   
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The last time I lost the remote, I had to go to my cable company to get a new one. I think I must have thrown the original in the trash or some such.

I'll give you my Dad's advice: Ok, now, what were you doing? Retrace it step...by step...by step...


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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/28/2008 1:53:25 AM   
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Have you checked the fridge?

(Mock me all you want but I find strange stuff in mine... )

Hehe, i have a friend from college with the same problem, Aquatic.

To the OP, have you tried tracing your steps backwards?

If all else fails, try the couch?  Wherever you last saw it?  The neighbor's kids?

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/28/2008 2:03:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GabrielleSlave

....... where the hell is my TV remote control????????? and no it is not hidden in the depths of the sofa, or under it, or under the TV, or in the bathroom (where it was last week) and it's not in the laundry basket....

So????  Any ideas????  Own up someone!!!!!

 (what my kids will do to me *shudders*) 


I confess the space aliens took it 

The CIA paid you to say that, didn't they? 

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RE: OK then, can anyone tell me.... - 9/28/2008 5:28:48 AM   
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That's great that you found it!

Where was it?  Inquiring minds want to know


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