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KonDomme -> The ten best things to say if caught sleeping at your desk (9/27/2008 3:05:44 PM)
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The ten best things to say if caught sleeping at your desk
1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen
2. This is that 15-minute power nap they raved about in that time-management
course you sent me to.
3. Whew. Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got there just
in time!
4. I was not sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm.
5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
6. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminating towards people who practice Yoga?
7. Why do you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest
problem.
8. The coffee machine is broken.
9. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
10. and in Jesus name Amen.
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