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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 8:30:27 AM   
sunshinemiss


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oh that didn't come out right at all....

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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 9:23:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: auroraborealis
It will take me a whopping 20 mins hun...


Great... pour MORE salt on the wound, why doncha?    I've made wedding dresses, prom dresses, parti-colored tights, I even made a crocodile costume.  The bunny will not win!

My first mistake (other than deciding to do it at all), was knowing that one of the skins was not going to fit the pattern I sketched out, but thinking I could make it work anyway.

Good thing the store with the bunnies is not open today, or I'd seriously be thinking about going to get two more skins and trying again with a different pattern.  OH MY GOD, IT'S NEXT TIME!  SHOOOOOT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


Cali




So             ----         how is this saving you money?????????


This thread is kind of like me saying i started quilting to use up old clothes and save money. ( this after i bought $60 of quilting fabric yesterday - saving $25 because i had previously bought $250 at that particular store).    Yep - me saved me some big biccies with my quilting *cough cough* say no more say no more!!

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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 9:36:11 AM   
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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 9:49:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		just buy the bunny mitten.... until your finished with the project, taking into account the time you need to go purchase the materials, cut out the patterns, assemble it, and the clean up, it's less expensive in the long run, INCLUDING any shipping charges.

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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 12:31:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		a mit is super easy hun.. try a thumbless one.. take the skin, fold it in half width wise... stick your hand in there.. see how and where you need to cut it. add an extra 1/2 for the stiching.

Cut it out in a rounded hand mit shape. keeping the folded edge folded and uncut. Flip it so that it is inside out.. grab some waxed sinew.. and blanket stich it around the outline of the hand. You can finish it by folding the cuff up or inward.. and blind stiching that. And Voila!

It takes hardly any time.. and once you get the stiches down it goes quite fast.. just keep the stiches even, and about 1 cm from each other. when you fold it wrong side out.. be sure to brush the fur with your fingers away from the edge.. it will help with the stiches.

Or you can give me your mailing info *nudge nudge* and I will bloody make you one.

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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 12:52:36 PM   
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just shoot me.



If it helps, I can hack at you with a scythe.........and, more good news here......I'm in it for the mental stimualtion, so I'm an inexpensive slasher - it won't cost you an arm and a leg......

You should be more like us and you wouldn't have this trouble....we put rabbits in a pie, not walk 'round with the fuckin' things on our backs.....

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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 1:04:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		Gwyn, I was going for one with a thumb, kind of like an oven-mitt.  The skins weren't wide enough to fold over so that the hair all went up toward the fingers (the way I read it should go).  If no one shoots me    and I decide to give it another go, I'm going the thumbless route.

I told him about the little project today, and we had a good laugh about it.  He was with me when we looked at them and I said, "pfffttt!!!  I can make that cheaper!"  Yeah, it's hard to talk sometimes with your foot in your mouth.


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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 1:05:41 PM   
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If it helps, I can hack at you with a scythe



Sure, as long as I get to hump that sexy bald head first. 


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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 1:06:04 PM   
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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 1:10:42 PM   
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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 1:13:22 PM   
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Can't you dispense with the hobbyist activities and just stick your hand up a rabbits arse, it'll probably look the same?


Cali, this seems like the simplest solution, sweetie...  How can you lose when it's your hand up the rabbit's ass and not the other way around? 

*wait... that's not what I think I meant, whatever that meant* 

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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 1:21:04 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Well, it's not for me, and, I mean I know our relationship is new and all, but somehow, I just don't think Kirk would take kindly to the suggestion that he just stick his hand up a rabbit's ass.  Well, actually, I think he would laugh, ALOT, but hand-up-rabbits-ass is just a kink that I'm pretty sure is not on his "lives for" list. 


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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 1:24:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		LMAO...  well, probably best to not go there then. 

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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 2:02:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent
If it helps, I can hack at you with a scythe


Sure, as long as I get to hump that sexy bald head first. 

BaldHeadHoCali



One good turn deserves another.....

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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 2:13:40 PM   
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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 3:14:29 PM   
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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 4:18:00 PM   
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LMAO...  well, probably best to not go there then. 




bunny probably appreciates it too .........

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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 4:43:05 PM   
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Next time I get the bright idea to make something out of rabbit fur, instead of paying three times as much to buy it ready-made, just shoot me.

My dining room looks like a bunch of little white rabbits exploded, my vacuum cleaner has been emptied twice of rabbit fur, and I'm not happy with the end result. 

JUST... FARKIN'... SHOOT... MEEEEEEEE.


Cali



C'mere sweety....I have a gun...and I know how to use it.

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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 5:23:56 PM   
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RE: Next time just SHOOT me please... - 9/28/2008 7:06:15 PM   
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< Message edited by cjan -- 9/28/2008 7:21:17 PM >

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