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KonDomme -> THREE PROOFS (9/27/2008 3:16:24 PM)

THREE PROOFS

Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish:
1 He went into his fathers business
2 He lived at home until the age of 33
3 He was sure that his mother was a virgin
and his mother was sure that he was God

Three proofs that Jesus was Irish:
1 He never got married
2 He never had a steady job
3 His last request was for a drink

Three proofs that Jesus was Mexican:
1 His first name was Jesus
2 He was always in trouble with the law
3 His mother did not know who his father was

Three proofs that Jesus was Italian:
1 He talked with his hands
2 He had wine with every meal
3 He didn't disrespect prostitutes

Three proofs that Jesus was black:
1 He called everyone brother
2 He had no permanent address
3 Nobody would hire him

Three proofs that Jesus was a Californian:
1 He never cut his hair
2 He walked around barefoot
3 He invented a new religion



MadAxeman -> RE: THREE PROOFS (9/27/2008 4:40:50 PM)

Two more proofs that Jesus was black:
He liked Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there wre three equaly good arguments that he was Greek:
1) He talked with his hands.
2) He had wine with every meal.
3) He used olive oil.
 
But the most compelling evidence of all
 
 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
 
1) He fed a crowd at a moment's notice.
2) He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3) Even when he was dead, he still had to get up because there was more work to be done!!!!!




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