Monkey in a Bar

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

Monkey in a Bar

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> Monkey in a Bar

Page: [1]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

Monkey in a Bar - 9/27/2008 4:47:41 PM

DaddyChess

Posts: 193
Joined: 4/11/2008
Status: offline

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices a monkey behind the counter in a cage. He askes the bartender what the monkey is for. "You don't wanna know." he replies. After an hour or so the guy asks the bartender again, "What's the monkey for?" Again the bartener replies, "You don't wanna know." After a couple more hours and countless more beers it's close to closing when the guy asks the bartender again, "What's the monkey for?" The bartender sighs and says, "Ok, I'll show you." He grab the monkey out of the cage and smacks him over the head. The monkey immediately starts blowing the bartender. "That's amazing," the guy says. "Isn't it," says the bartender. "Do you wanna give it a go?" After a moments thought the guys says, "Sure, just don't he my head so hard."