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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 1:42:57 PM   
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Why does it seem like those with the most expensive cars drive the worst?


Cause they can afford to pay a lawyer who is so good .. he'll be able to prove you were wrong after Mr. BMW runs a red light, crashes onto the sidewalk and hits you while you're standing there minding your own business with your seeing eye dog, Scooter.

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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 1:44:16 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 1:44:36 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 1:45:45 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 1:47:46 PM   
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and ummmm if you have only one, is it an m or and m and m?

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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 1:50:14 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 1:51:37 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 1:53:33 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 3:19:06 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 3:32:43 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 4:07:48 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 5:03:34 PM   
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French bread is a a pain, so I eat only English muffins


*groan*


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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 5:39:39 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 5:40:46 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 5:44:23 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 5:49:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

why does beer have to have so many calories? *glances at my tummy*


The Beer Song by Psychstick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awzyLJFh1lQ

I like beer 'cuz it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'Cuz the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
...and stuff!

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!

(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)

When it's warm it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a car

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
....and stuff!

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!

(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)

OH!

Uh dude.. I think you've had enough
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Let's go drink some beer!

I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk, wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am... (belch)


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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 5:56:28 PM   
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why does beer have to have so many calories? *glances at my tummy*


( Looks down ) I really dont know gt  I drink the light beer too !!


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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/28/2008 5:57:53 PM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/29/2008 12:24:55 AM   
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RE: Profoundly Deep Musings About Life and the Universe - 9/29/2008 1:09:42 AM   
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I want to get a dog and name it Nixon. Then I want to get a cat and name it Nixon's Opponent.

-Tabris
"In Somnis Veritas". Oh, I like that.

Uh, OK, profound and deep.  Yanno when you have something that just keeps repeating over and over in your head? Say, a song, or a line of poetry, or the like?

Well, I am trying to ascertain the significance of the word "Peloponnesian". It's omnipresent. Any theories, anyone?

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