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Language Laughs - 12/2/2005 4:29:38 PM

MadameDahlia

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Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, please come early.

Thursday night -- Potluck supper - Prayer and medication to follow.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.

Scouts are saving Aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Tonight's sermon, "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the North and South ends of the church. Babies will be baptized at both ends.

Yikes!!

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RE: Language Laughs - 12/3/2005 2:22:35 AM

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This one had me laughing out loud! Thank you.

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RE: Language Laughs - 12/3/2005 2:26:57 AM

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Hee hee hee

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RE: Language Laughs - 12/3/2005 6:48:17 AM

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Tonight's sermon, "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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sounds like truth in advertising??????

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RE: Language Laughs - 12/3/2005 9:54:39 AM

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This is my favorite

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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RE: Language Laughs - 1/29/2006 12:51:09 PM

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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and may be seen in the church basement.

All those wishing to become Little Mothers should see the Pastor in his study after services.

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