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Another Newlywed - 9/29/2008 6:00:36 AM

MadAxeman

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A newly married bride goes to see her doctor, the first monday after her honeymoon.
'Doctor, I know nothing about men.'
'Don't worry' says the doctor, 'I'll help if I can.'
'Well, I don't even know what his parts are called' exclaims the bride.
'Ahem, you mean the genitals?'
'Yes' she blushes
'What's the hard sticky out thing?.'
'That is the penis' replies the doctor.
'But what are the different parts of it called?'
'Well at the front is the glans, head or helmet' informs the doc.
'Then there is the shaft'
'Oh, I see' says the bride.
'And what are the two round things about 15" behind the head?'
The doctor is slightly taken aback
'15"?'
'Yes' she answers.
The doctor overcomes his surprise and says
'Well I don't know about your husband, but on me, they're the cheeks of my arse.'

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RE: Another Newlywed - 9/29/2008 6:03:11 AM

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LMAO!!!

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RE: Another Newlywed - 9/29/2008 6:08:29 AM

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farkn marvellous ain it. A favourite from years back.

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RE: Another Newlywed - 9/29/2008 6:09:33 AM

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loved it :)

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RE: Another Newlywed - 9/29/2008 6:15:07 AM

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I'm still laughing and I'd heard it already.

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RE: Another Newlywed - 9/29/2008 6:28:01 AM

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OOOooo she may have to whittle that down a bit!!

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RE: Another Newlywed - 9/29/2008 6:22:36 PM

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Quick, get some ice!! It sound really swollen...

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RE: Another Newlywed - 9/29/2008 6:25:27 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman
'And what are the two round things about 15" behind the head?'
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'Well I don't know about your husband, but on me, they're the cheeks of my arse.'