persephonee
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hehe...i am now the proud slave to one 8 week old tuxedo shorthair domestic female who i believe has some attachment disorder of some sort...she loves me and craves attention....then when she gets it she attacks me. Last nite i was online...again/still...and she was sleeping next to the monitor...she woke up...unsheathed one claw...ONE CLAW...and quietly and deliberately poked me in the eyeball. Then she went back to her nap....despite all the screaming and stomping about. i called animal control and am posting this from the safety of my bathroom on my phone....i swear when i called i heard snickering. Is there a big demand for one eyed subs out there? Should i start a thread?? help....i hear her scratching at the door...its hollow...shell eat her way thru it in a few minutes.... perse
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