A Saw Point

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MadAxeman -> A Saw Point (10/2/2008 5:28:35 AM)
A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vice. He secures it and removes the vice handle, then picks up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screams "Stop! Stop! You’re not going to…to…cut it off, are you?" The husband shakes his head and hands him the hacksaw "Nope—you are. I’m just going to set the garage on fire."

BlackPhx -> RE: A Saw Point (10/2/2008 9:00:03 AM)
YEOWCH [:-] [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] poenkitten

Darkcast -> RE: A Saw Point (10/2/2008 10:23:40 AM)
lol "how much blood will you shed to stay alive"

HypnoticDan -> RE: A Saw Point (10/2/2008 1:40:29 PM)
Someone has been watching the Watchmen.

SteelofUtah -> RE: A Saw Point (10/2/2008 2:04:33 PM)
Reminds me of the China Man (Yes I know very UN PC) who lets the American Soldier Stay in his house but should the Soldier try anything with his daughter the soldier will face the three trials of pain. That night the Soldier Meets the Daughter and fulfills his oriental fantasies the next morning he awakes to a large rock on his chest with a Note "Trial of Pain # 1 Rock on Chest" the Soldier laughs and throws the rock out this third story window. Pinned to the window is a second note "Trial of Pain # 2 Rock Tied to Penis" without thinking the Soldier jumps out after the Rock in hopes of not causing Damage. Just as he jumps he notices there is a note on his Penis "Trial of Pain # 3 Penis Tied to Bed Post. Don't mess with a Chinaman with a Hot Daughter, He can bring the Pain Harder than Chinese Arithmatic. Steel

Termyn8or -> RE: A Saw Point (10/4/2008 11:12:53 PM)
Well, I modified that one to include a butcher knife instead, this because the guy might've found a way to cut the vise. My boss got a kick out of it. Then I told it to my favorite psychopath, and he is too, the guy is really nuts. His reply was "Should give the guy a dull box cutter instead". T

Marion001 -> RE: A Saw Point (10/5/2008 9:08:37 PM)
happy i wont every have to make that choice. imagine...having to cut my strap on off....tears.

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