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Bethnai -> The Contractor Called (10/2/2008 8:42:33 PM)

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a year ago and I had not paid for them yet.

Hellloooo. Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo, I told him. It's been a year!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.

He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me.

Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.





persephonee -> RE: The Contractor Called (10/3/2008 5:42:15 AM)

hmm...lemme see if that works on my car payment...brb.




BlackPhx -> RE: The Contractor Called (10/3/2008 6:59:01 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
I WISH that would work! I'd Go Blonde

poenkitten




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