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curiousgirlie -> man with 3 balls (10/3/2008 5:37:43 AM)
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A man goes into the hospital. A young nurse asks him what he wants.
"I have three balls" he replies. The nurse has never seen or hearded of such a thing. She asks the man to take his trousers off behind a curtain so she can examine him. She checks him carefully, but in the end she sais:
"I'm really sorry, but I cant see a third ball. You only have two balls."
"I'm sure you didnt check it carefully enough. I know i have three balls. Could I ask the matron perhaps?"
So comes the matron and examines him thoroughly.
"I'm sorry sir, but you only have two balls."
"Nah, I'm sure I have three. Just ask the doctor"
They call the young doc, who checks the strange patient.
"Sorry sir, you only have two balls"
The man looks at her sadly, sighs, and sais:
"Oh well. Thx anyway..."
As he is about to leave the hospital he bumps into his friend. The friend asks:
"Hey, you aren't ill, are you?"
"Oh, no. Only i had a lunch hour, and i just popped in. I really love the way nurses fondle my balls."
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