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SUNDAY MORNING SEX‏ - 10/3/2008 8:47:25 AM

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will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
Went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
Grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
Old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
Advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if
The ice cream truck hadn't come along.'

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RE: SUNDAY MORNING SEX‏ - 10/3/2008 8:59:16 AM

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*groan*

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RE: SUNDAY MORNING SEX‏ - 10/3/2008 3:42:11 PM

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HEEHEE

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RE: SUNDAY MORNING SEX‏ - 10/3/2008 4:01:27 PM

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mmm...bombpops.

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RE: SUNDAY MORNING SEX‏ - 10/4/2008 12:18:00 AM

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*snorts and coughs on her fanta* thanks bear

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RE: SUNDAY MORNING SEX‏ - 10/4/2008 12:40:53 AM

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Too funny!

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RE: SUNDAY MORNING SEX‏ - 10/4/2008 10:49:53 AM

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ROFL @ icecream truck... oh boy... yeah... church bells not to far from here...

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RE: SUNDAY MORNING SEX‏ - 10/4/2008 12:36:15 PM

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Excellent. I love it.

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RE: SUNDAY MORNING SEX‏ - 10/4/2008 7:40:56 PM

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I just laughed so hard I drooled beer on myself. Now I smell like a brewery, but the joke was totally worth it!

Thanks Bear!!!

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RE: SUNDAY MORNING SEX‏ - 10/4/2008 7:42:12 PM

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RE: SUNDAY MORNING SEX‏ - 10/13/2008 12:11:46 AM

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that is priceless, i love it.

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