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be strong ......ouch‏ - 10/3/2008 8:50:18 AM   
beargonewild


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A man escapes from a prison where he's been
locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for
money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He
orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed,
the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets
up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers
over to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped
convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him
no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be
strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my
neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's
gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I
love you, too  

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RE: be strong ......ouch‏ - 10/3/2008 2:48:45 PM   
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< Message edited by BlackPhx -- 10/3/2008 2:49:02 PM >

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RE: be strong ......ouch‏ - 10/3/2008 3:09:51 PM   
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RE: be strong ......ouch‏ - 10/3/2008 3:35:47 PM   
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oh hoooo...im sorta inclined to start molesticating bear these days.

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RE: be strong ......ouch‏ - 10/4/2008 12:22:35 AM   
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LMAO
lets go through the emotions




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