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Strategy - 10/4/2008 1:28:33 PM

Feric

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An Sexugenarian was walking through a park with a pretty girl at his side when he spotted an old friend sitting on a park bench. When they approached the bench the other man looked up and said, "George! Good to see you! Is this your granddaughter?"

"No," said the other, smiling. "This is my wife, Heather."

Heather helped her elderly husband to sit down and then said she would go to the snack bar and get them both drinks. She walked off, her butt swinging suggestively.

"George, I don't get it. I know you've got a pile of money, but how in the world did you convince a sweet young thing like that to marry you?"

"Easy," said the 68-year-old man, "I told her I was 80!"

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RE: Strategy - 10/4/2008 5:25:49 PM

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*snort*

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RE: Strategy - 10/6/2008 5:40:09 AM

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See, love is still just a numbers game...

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RE: Strategy - 10/6/2008 5:42:38 AM

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