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2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/5/2008 9:22:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.  They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling.  We come in peace.  Take us to your leader.'

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.  The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.  The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.' 

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.  Again, there was no response.  Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling.  We come in peace.  Do not ignore us this way!  Take us to your leader or I will fire!'

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that!  I really don't think you should make him mad.' 

''Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien.  He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire.  There was a huge explosion.  A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.  Half an hour passed.  When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head. 

'What a ferocious creature!'  exclaimed the young, fried alien.  'He damn near killed me!  How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder and then stick it in his ear.'  

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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/5/2008 12:01:26 PM   
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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/5/2008 12:28:22 PM   
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LOL, just where did you escape from ?

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He didn't escape, the asylum grants him computer privileges for good behavior... or maybe for good head.


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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/5/2008 12:38:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		That's offensive to aliens and all of us who can loop their penis overhead.

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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/5/2008 1:53:26 PM   
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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/5/2008 3:36:17 PM   
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That's offensive to aliens and all of us who can loop their penis overhead.


send pics please


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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/5/2008 3:45:46 PM   
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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/5/2008 7:05:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I used to tell this joke and it was one of my favotites.
You told it better, so here is a photo of  a guy that  might be able to stick it in his ear.... sorta.
http://www.ringofsteel.net/images/knot.jpg

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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/5/2008 7:06:07 PM   
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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/5/2008 7:20:36 PM   
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I used to tell this joke and it was one of my favotites.
You told it better, so here is a photo of  a guy that  might be able to stick it in his ear.... sorta.
http://www.ringofsteel.net/images/knot.jpg


Fair warning, my friend; if Ma'am sees this pic, and I experience it... I will hunt you down.  *grins mischieviously*


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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/6/2008 5:36:52 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VadFarkas

I used to tell this joke and it was one of my favotites.
You told it better, so here is a photo of  a guy that  might be able to stick it in his ear.... sorta.
http://www.ringofsteel.net/images/knot.jpg


OK, I've heard that nervousness can put your stomach in knots, but just how nervous do you have to be for that shit? 
 
Talk about an intense CBT session, too!

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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/6/2008 8:10:54 AM   
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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/6/2008 12:14:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: VadFarkas

I used to tell this joke and it was one of my favotites.
You told it better, so here is a photo of  a guy that  might be able to stick it in his ear.... sorta.
http://www.ringofsteel.net/images/knot.jpg


Fair warning, my friend; if Ma'am sees this pic, and I experience it... I will hunt you down.  *grins mischieviously*




Does your cock hang low, does it wobble to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?   LOLOL

Has my mind a racin' hehehehehe

Thanks for the idea sweets LOL  probably wouldn't have looked until you said something ;)


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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/6/2008 12:59:43 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: VadFarkas

I used to tell this joke and it was one of my favotites.
You told it better, so here is a photo of  a guy that  might be able to stick it in his ear.... sorta.
http://www.ringofsteel.net/images/knot.jpg


Fair warning, my friend; if Ma'am sees this pic, and I experience it... I will hunt you down.  *grins mischieviously*




Does your cock hang low, does it wobble to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?   LOLOL

Has my mind a racin' hehehehehe

Thanks for the idea sweets LOL  probably wouldn't have looked until you said something ;)



*gulps dramatically*  Who would have thought things would end up like this?  *smiles innocently*


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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/6/2008 2:39:52 PM   
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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/6/2008 6:37:08 PM   
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RE: 2 Aliens and a Gas Pump‏ - 10/8/2008 5:00:48 AM   
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