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And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 6:40:36 AM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 8:54:51 AM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 8:59:36 AM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 9:01:54 AM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 9:16:06 AM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 9:53:02 AM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 10:11:06 AM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 10:16:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

As far as you're concerned...yes


you are the official Hitman for the Subbie Mafia. That means bulletproof duds and no farting.


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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 10:23:57 AM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 10:25:16 AM   
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Well, you didn't hear that one did you?
You'll have to resort to other senses.


sense is not my strong point


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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 10:26:13 AM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 10:27:49 AM   
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Now I have to eat chili, watch 'Scribs' and then test these trousers.


cool.....I still have some left over chili in the freezer...


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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 10:28:37 AM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/6/2008 10:28:54 AM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/7/2008 4:56:56 PM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/8/2008 5:53:22 PM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/8/2008 5:59:09 PM   
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Now I have to eat chili, watch 'Scribs' and then test these trousers.


cool.....I still have some left over chili in the freezer...

Imagine... he dons bulletproof clothes only to be done in by lethal chili....


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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/8/2008 6:29:51 PM   
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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/8/2008 8:02:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		That is an interesting innovation and great marketing.  I am not surprised that the company owner lives in Bogota.  Wonder how well this material works for stopping knives or razor blades?  And where are the ladies designs?

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RE: And now... Bulletproof Clothes - 10/8/2008 8:06:17 PM   
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